Nick

Clevenger

Bitch- Building structure of S.A.F.O. Stationed by the torched frog. Without the
frog the fire is pointless.

Nick is a practicing PETA wizard. He hopes to one day save all furry animals
with his magical powers. He has declared war on the NSFCAM (Doug) for his
campaign to rid the world of woodland creatures. However, Nick is lazy so he
probably won't win. Nick has seen The Passion of the Jew, 17 times and knows
every line by heart. This is weird because Nick hates Jews. (Not really) He
actually likes Jews......too much almost in a homosexual way. This has also
contributed to the war against the NSFCAM (Doug). Join S.A.F.O.

Email/Msn Messenger- [email protected]

Nick Smiling

Fire Fire Fire

Q & A with Nick

Safo: With what kind of magical powers are you going to save the little animals?

Nick: I will use the power of fire to oohhhhh shit!!!!!

Safo: Hows the war with the NSFCAM (Doug) going?

Nick: Its going swell. However, now I have run out of ways to destroy Doug's plan and now I just remain to take one for the team, for the furry ones.

Safo: Do you like the movie "The Passion of the Jew"?

Nick: I think that was the stupidest movie I ever saw.

Safo: Are you bi-sexual or homosexual?

Nick: I'm neither, I would be an Aging Furry animal lover douche.

Safo: Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Nick: I believe he's Tyler Stults and he's currently Govenator of California.

Safo: Whats it like being a little bitch?

Nick: Its a difficult yet inspiring job. I believe being the Bitch will help me train others to become another branch of S.A.F.O. called U.S.B.A. , the United SAFO Bitches of America.

Safo: What do you think about fire and the government we have?

Nick: Fire is warm and soft and delicious and we are all happy.

Safo: Thank you Nick for taking time out of your busy schedule to talk to us.

Nick is a whining bitch