Matt

Johnson

Treasurer- Treasurer- Keeps track of money. Stationed by green. Jacob Green enjoys the
art of donating money, however he had none to donate til now.

Matt. Who doesn't like Matt, well besides Jesus? Matt is a flamboyant
metrosexual. But its ok with us because we all agree that Matt's sexyness is
greater than our own. Matt has the greatest mom in the world. Matt also has
an awsome voice. Kind of a mix between Barry White and Prince, but more
white. Oh and since Matt is white, he can't jump.

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Q & A with Matt

Safo: So Matt, why doesn't Jesus like you?

Matt: I dunno, maybe he's jealous of my sexyness.

Safo: Whats it like being a flamboyant metrosexual? If you walk down the street do people look at you funny?

M: Sometimes, usually I conceal my metrosexual-ness from the world, but some people just bring it out of me and then they get all weird.

Safo: I just had one of your mom's homemade brownies and I have to agree, your mom is the greatest mom in the world. What's it like having the greatest mom in the world?

M: Its awsome, she's always willing to bake something for me to take everywhere I go. A few times it gets a little weird though, like when she makes three dozen cookies for me to take to school or something.

Safo: Its been said that your voice is like a mix of Barry White and Prince. When you become a famous singer someday, what will your stage name be?

M: I plan on having my stage name be Prince White Johnson, to have the royal type thing.

Safo: Whats it like being a white guy that can't jump?

M: Its pretty difficult sometimes. Getting stuff thats way up high and jumping rope are the most difficult.

Safo: Who are your favorite and least favorite members of S.A.F.O.?

M: Well my favorite would be either Jacob or Paul because their the most fun to be around. My least favorite member would be KC because she can be annoying sometimes, but generally I like everyone.

Safo: Where do you see S.A.F.O. in 10 years?

M: In 10 years S.A.F.O. will have either taken over the entire world or the entire world excluding Siberia and China. Siberia because its cold and China because their all short and communist.

Safo: That was quite informative Matt. We'll see you around.