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Jake Green
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Jacob

Green

President- Holder of S.A.F.O. Stationed by the Fire. The fire is what starts
everything from first spark to forest fire.

Jacob is one of the founding fathers of S.A.F.O. He became the President of
S.A.F.O. because he is the coolest. He leads the orginazation and gives it
the direction to become the largest and best fire orginazation on Earth.

Jake was hand chosen by God to lead S.A.F.O.

The man, the myth, the legend, the guy who does the voice messages on the main page.

Q & A with Jake


(Note: Jacob is the one who does the interviews. Therfore here Jacob is interviewing himself.)

Safo: Whats it feel like knowing that your one of the founding fathers of S.A.F.O.?

Jacob: It gives me a warm, tingly sensation in the pit of my stomach. Makes me feel like I'm gonna puke.

Safo: What makes you the coolest?

Jacob: I was voted number 1 in Teen People magizine's "Top Two Cool S.A.F.O. People" competition.

Safo: What plans do you have for S.A.F.O. in the future?

Jacob: Well, I was planning on using my Brain Washing machine to make everyone my slaves, but the CIA confiscated it so for now we're just gonna bide our time til we take over the world.

Safo: What do you do with your free time?

Jacob: Pimp.

Safo: Is that all?

Jacob: Yes.

Safo: What do you think about the fact that S.A.F.O. is growing so quickly?

Jacob: Its great, but I encourage all to donate to the S.A.F.O. treasury fund. We need money to buy more guns and gunpowder.

Safo: Is S.A.F.O. a terrorist orgainization?

Jacob: No but K.A.F.O. (Kill All Fire Orgainzation) is.

Safo: You sound like a redneck, are you a redneck?

Jacob: Only around certain people. When I talk to Paul, Nick, Matt, and Sarah, I become the most redneckish.

Safo: Last question. What will happen to S.A.F.O. when you.......er if you were to die?

Jacob: S.A.F.O. will continue to grow and someday they will overthrow all governments and will rule the world with an iron fist.

Safo: Thank you Mr. President.

The man, the myth, the legend, the guy who does the voice messages on the main page.

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