Doug

Green

Non-Safety Fire Commissioner Administrator Mercenary/ Asst Webmaster

Makes sure S.A.F.O. does not follow fire regulations. Is stationed by the
flaming village. Without him the village would not be on fire.

Doug really hasn't done anything for S.A.F.O except donate some money (which
we need more of.) He has contributed some good times like......um.......yea.
But he does like to try and recruit new people, so we'll keep him around for
now. Doug is kinda like a pimp but not really. He just has lots of sex.
Doug also won first at the annual "Kick the Coon" contest. Kicked it for a
record 24' 13".

Q & A with Doug

Safo: Why don't you stop the village from burning?

Doug: Because I'm having rough sex.

Safo: Why haven't you done anything for S.A.F.O.?

Doug: They never invite me to anything, however if there is alcohol I'm usually there.

Safo: What good times have you contributed?

Doug: I puked on the porch and I passed out on Jake's bedroom floor.

Safo: I see that your kinda like a pimp but not really, whats with that?

Doug: I'm not allowed to have more than one woman at a time.

Safo: What does it feel like being the "Kick the Coon" champion?

Doug: Glorious, I feel a burning sensation in my genitails.

Safo: Who is your sidekick with the gun in the picture?

Doug: His name is Joseph Murdoch elite machine gunner. (Not pictured is the person in the crosshairs (Jerry).)

Safo: Who's the most famous person you've ever met?

Doug: The inventor of the flamethrower. He said to me "There are people over there and I want to catch them aflame. However, I'm just not close enough."

Safo: Your smiling, what did you just do?

Doug: Brenda.

Safo: What do you like best about S.A.F.O.?

Doug: Being the President's sibling and forcefully convincing him to eliminate people from the S.A.F.O. roster. a.k.a. Jerry.

Safo: What are your future plans?

Doug: Become a Marine and tell great war stories to the organinzation.

Safo: Good luck with that.