David

Boudreaux

Vice President-
Defender of fire. Stationed by the flag. The flag is an important item that
should be cherished, like the fire.

David is Paul's younger brother, so we feel sorry for him. He is a recruiting
officer for S.A.F.O. He also wants Jacob's position of President, in fact he
has made several attempts on Jacob's life. Once he shot Jacob in the face,
but because Jacob was hand picked by God to lead S.A.F.O., he survived. David
says "Join S.A.F.O."

Dave's big stick

Dave as a cup

Q & A with Dave

Safo: Why do you want Jacob's presidential positition?

Dave: Doggy style.

Safo: How drunk are you right now?

Dave: What color is purple?

Safo: Is Titanic a good move?

Dave: Jake, theres balls dangling from your celing.

Safo: What is your main goal in life?

Dave: To find out what color purple is.

Safo: What is your main goal in S.A.F.O.?

Dave: I got drunk with my daddy.

Safo: Who's your daddy?

Dave: (Pounds on drums and legs with drumsticks)

Safo: What color is purple?

Dave: Is that an answer?

Safo: Last question since none of this is making any sense. Will you remember answering these questions tomorrow?

Dave: Matt is beautiful. (Proceeds to spit drumsticks at Tyler and then shoves his ass in his face.