Toshiya(in pink apron with yellow asterisk prints): Gimme that soy sauce!
Shinya(in pastel green apron with pink tulip in front): *passes bottle to Toshiya*
Unsuspectingly, Toshiya poured the contents of the bottle into his soy sauce chicken stew. When he realized the mistake, he had already emptied half the bottle.
Toshiya: *growls* Shinya! This is not soy sauce; this is vinegar>
Shinya ducks and the poor bottle went crashing against the cabinet. Toshiya stalked across the kitchen and grabbed the bottle of soy sauce.
Toshiya: Now, maybe if I put more of this, it�ll hide the vinegar taste�*pours whole bottle in*
Shinya: *recovered from Toshiya�s outburst* Hmm�sushi rice�*looks into recipe book which is stained with sauces of different colours* *cuts raw fish into strips*
Toshiya: *stirs stew with ladle and let it simmer* Ahhh *lips turn into dreamy smile* Kaoru-chan will have the best dinner of his life!! *eyes turn to hearts* � ___�
Shinya: -___- Totchi�*pokes Toshiya* your stew is over-boiling. *points to the black stew bubbling over and spilling on Toshiya�s apron*
Toshiya: Ahhhhhhh!
***
2 hours later�
Kyo, Kaoru, and Die is waiting for dinner in Shinya�s house�
Die: hung�gry�*slumps bonelessly over couch*
Kaoru: I wonder what�s taking them so long�
Kyo: zzzzzzzz�
Toshiya�s head peeked out from the kitchen:
Toshiya: Dinner�s ready!!! ^^
Die: Finally!
Kaoru: *hurries to dinner table*
Kyo: =o= *yawn* hm? *blink�.finds himself abandoned on the couch*
So Kaoru, Die and Kyo took their seats around the table�as Shinya and Toshiya balanced the dishes on their hands and placed them before them.
Kyo: Uh, what�s this? *points at something on the plate* and this? *points at another*�
Die: *whaps Kyo on the head before turning to Shinya* this looks�great! ^___^ *eyes Shinya-in-apron*
Shinya: That�s Toshiya�s dishes�*goes into kitchen and comes out with a few plates* this is what I made!
Die: *gulps as he saw sashimi and salmon/tuna/etc sushi arranged haphazardly on the plate*
Toshiya: Let�s eat! ^____^! *scoots nearer to Kaoru�s chair* here, Kao-chan� ~! Have some chicken! Ah, open your mouth! *holds piece of chicken in chopsticks*
Kaoru: *mouth open half a centimetre, eyes on the black colour chicken suspiciously�*
Kyo: *takes a bite out of a funny looking�thing and turns a sickly shade of green*
Shinya: Why don�t you eat the food I made? Does it taste horrible? *shoves sushi + sashimi into Die's face*
Die: No�it�s not that�I�^^;;;
Shinya: I know it! You think I can�t make anything nice enough for you to eat! You just think I�m a useless klutz! #@#$# *starts bawling*
Die: Wah, Shin-chan! Please don�t cry! Your food is delicious! *stuffs the raw fish into his mouth* See, I�m eating!
Shinya: *sniff* really? Then you should eat more! *sweeps all the sashimi into Die�s mouth*
Kyo, seeing his two �best friends�(Kaoru turning blue from soy sauce/vinegar chicken and Die gagging on sashimi), decides that it was time to�
Kyo: haha ^^;;;! I should not be a spotlight and disturb you lovebirds ne! Good night! *quickly runs out of Shinya�s house*
Die & Kaoru: No!!!! *protests drowned down their throats*
Shinya &Toshiya: Ah? we made so much food...now Kyo's gone, you both must eat more!
***
Later that night�
Die: (in the bathroom, leaning over toilet bowl) augh! *pukes*
Shinya: (in the bedroom, sulking on the bed) you have such weak stomach!!!
Die: uh� *K.O* X___X
***
Toshiya: Are you feeling alright? You look kinda pale�*tears wobble in his big eyes*
Kaoru: huh? *still can taste soy sauce/vinegar chicken in his mouth even after brushing his teeth whole night* of course�why shouldn�t I be alright..? -_-
Toshiya: that�s great! I�m so hungry�didn�t get to eat my own cooking! Shall I go make something for us to eat for supper?? ^o^
Kaoru: @_@ *faints*
***
End of stupid fic ^^
Kyo: phew!-_-