[ y o u n o t i c e h o w . . . ] [tim/lars, lint/jesse, fat mike/lou koller (oh, i kid, i kid!)] You notice how you never see Tim and Lint in the same place at the same time? [rating: comedy. warnings: hanson tribute band.]

[w h o w o u l d v e t h o u g h t] [tim/matt] 'Tim sighed to himself. How long had it been since he'd done this, completely lost control and given up? It wasn't often that he took to the bottle to solve his problems anymore, but every once in a while he 'fell off the wagon' as they say.' [rating: adult. warnings: first nihilism slash fic evar.]

[t i e d u p t i m] [tim/lars] '"You wanted small talk?," he asked rhetorically. They entered his bedroom and he through Tim harshly towards the bed, his back coming into painful contact with the wooden footboard.' [rating: adult. warning: pointless. bondage, too.]

[l a r s i n l e a t h e r] 'The door to the room opened and Tim looked up from his notebook, finding himself struck helpless. He stood up, and his mouth dropped open in a gasp at the sight before him.' [rating: adult. warning: also pointless.]

[l a r s v s . t h e y o g u r t] 'An inobtrustive looking white container stood near the back of the fridge. Lars tilted his bespiked head and squinted one eye at it appraisingly before reaching in and pulling it out. The label identified the contents of the container as 'Yogurt'.' [rating: adult. warning: nux vomica.]

[y o u h a v e l o v e d e n o u g h] [tim/various] 'The sun outside is bright, but Tim can't remember a Christmas that's ever felt colder.' [rating: bittersweet. warning: none.]

[b e d t i m e s t o r i e s] [tim/billie joe a.] 'It's not that he didn't try to remember his rules, but sometimes his mind got going too fast and he forgot. He was forgetful, his Daddy always reminded him of that, too.' [rating: adult. warning: daddy/boy relationship.]

[n o t e n o u g h] [tim/billie joe] Tim stopped a few feet in front of Billie and looked down at him. "Nice to see you...," he said, then smirked. "...on your knees." [rating: adult. warning: sadism]

[s h o u l d v e a s k e d] [tim/billie joe] 'He tried to get a glimpse of his attacker as they pulled him back against their chest and shoved a cloth reeking of chloroform over his nose and mouth, but all he caught was a tattooed arm before everything started to blur.' [rating: adult. warning: kidnapping. follows not enough.]