Murphy’s
Law, The revised edition. Phu Bai, still the same tent city
with the same dusty view it’s not much of a vacation spot, come to
think of it it’s not much of anything at all. The mountains loom off
in the distance like jagged purple teeth under the big blue sky during
the day while at night it’s a different ballgame. Quite a contrast if
ya think about it, here we have relative safety though not without a
mortar attack or probes from time to time around the perimeters. The
Seabees have kicked some Cong ass in the past down by their compound and
I wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of their ordinance. They
have no sense of humor at all. Good bunch of boys though. If we don’t
have a brew in our compound they are always willing to trade off
something to keep us supplied. I like that in a group. Proud of em’
and the fact that my Dad was a Seabee even endears them to me a bit
more. As I look off in the distance I
think of the hell that’s going on in the hill country, at night the
flashes of battle can be seen as we leave the beer tent. It’s an eerie
feeling as we sit there and hammer down a few beers knowing that a day
ago we were wandering around out there with our ass hanging out as
target practice for Ho Chi Minh’s finest. Now some other poor
sunsabitches are catching the shit out there. With each flash that
lights up the sky you wonder who bought it and who will be flying in KIA
or wounded in the morning. This war is relentless and no matter where ya
are it’s with ya twenty-four seven. Gotta get a star on our foreheads
for trying to drown it in beer but no matter how hard we try it just
won’t go away. It’s been hotter than a two
peckered Billy goat, as my Granddad would say, with no relief from the
heat and humidity in the near future. As I listen to the Armed Forces
radio in the morning I hear the song playing “ The morning sun is
shining like a red rubber ball, ” And I think to myself, you don’t
know the half of it buddy. This sun will melt the balls of a brass
monkey and it ain’t much better for us either. This is most miserable
place I have ever had the displeasure of being. All ya got to do is
think about moving and your soaked in sweat. Once the sun goes down its
more tolerable, we can then make our way to the beer tent after chow and
enjoy a cold beer. We then raise a toast to our brothers that recently
flew the big silver bird to the world. I have seen more than one
hard-ass Marine break down after a few beers and it ain’t a pretty
sight. There Ain’t
nutthin’ anyone can say or do to ease their pain, except tell ‘em to
distance themselves. We cover each other’s six in the field cause our
lives depend on each one of us doing our job. On the other hand I
don’t want to know the personal history of the guy in the hole next to
me. I don’t want to know bout his love life and I don’t want to hold
hands with em’ in the shower. Friendships ain’t for the Nam,
Acquaintances are. Friendships I’ve learned can be a short-term
relationship and detrimental to my psychological being. To this day I
have lost four friends in combat that I made at Camp Lejuene; friends
that I knew very, very well. I met their brothers, sisters, mothers and
Fathers, girlfriends and the whole nine yards and now they are gone from
my life and their family’s. Friendships are hard to make and even
harder to lose under these conditions. If I am one of the lucky ones who
get out of this rat infested shit hole alive, what in the world will I
say or could I do to ease the suffering and grief of the family left
behind. God only knows, and I wish he would enlighten me. As you wander around here there are
shrines and burial mounds scattered all over the place. This is surely a
place where war has had a foothold for many decades. Some of the shrines
are beautiful to look at but what it all boils down to is a whole lot of
death. Whether it’s a round pile of neatly packed dirt encircled with
stones or some elaborate cement shrine with Dragons all over it’s
face, dead is dead and there ain’t no way to dress it up. No matter
how elaborate or extraordinary it may be. I guess that applies to our
guys out there stomping through water boo shit and slippin’ and
sliding through the rice paddies. Uncle Sam can pin a Purple heart or a
Silver Star on fire pissing Marine but if the medal is presented
posthumously it don’t mean shit to the hero and it sure as hell
don’t take the sting of death away for mamma or daddy either. Till
they can come up with a medal that will breathe life into a dead brother
who gave it all I could give a shit less about em’. I was told by a
Bronze Star winner that I met over here once, He said,
“ with this medal and thirty five cents I can buy a cup of
coffee in the states“. At the time being a newbie and all I didn’t
get it, but now that I’ve been here a while I understand what he was
saying. Decorated Vets are honored by their own, but the world don’t
give ya nuthin’ unless ya pay for it with cold hard cash. It’s a sad
state of affairs when a silver dollar is more precious than blood. It’s not that were lookin’ for something for nuthin’
but honor should be given where honor is due. Hippies get more
recognition for being assholes than Westmoreland gets for being General.
Though I have heard that General W. and assholes have something in
common. Hell even if he were an asshole the size of Texas I would still
by him or any NamVet a cup of coffee, asshole or not. The city of Hue is just about five
clicks north up highway one. Before I got here the grunts used to pull
liberty there. Then I guess all hell broke out one night and a number of
Marines got killed and the rest kicked ass tearing up half the town
during the skirmish. Seems Charley came home early and their paths
crossed. Oil and water don’t mix. So they made it off limits. What we
have to look forward to now to is dust and beer. But I guess that
ain’t a bad thing cause at least we’ve got beer to latch on too.
Seems like beer has a pretty important role here eh’? Getting a haircut is a major
production now. Can’t get one unless you have an armed escort with ya
to watch the Vietnamese barbers. Just before I got to Phubai they came
in and set up a tent to give haircuts and a shave. The Barbers turned
out to be VC and they killed five Marines by cutting their throats and
then piled em’up behind an inside canvas partition and dee deed’d.
Needless to say it caused quite a commotion. It’s a little more
organized now cause if the barber is VC he knows he’s got an M14 to
the back of his head. It makes the haircut a bit more pleasant. I scared
the be-Jesus out of one of the barbers there one day. Being an FNG a few
months back, I went to get my first escorted haircut. All went fine till
the Barber finished and folded his hands and started chopping his
fingers on the top my head making a popping sound. I un-holstered my
forty-five and stuck it under his neck and cocked the hammer. Sweet
Jesus I never heard such caterwauling as I did then. I thought
Pineapple, the guy who came in with me was gonna shit his pants. Anyway
how did I know that was some form of ritual to drive the evil spirits
out of my body? Somebody shoulda told me about that. The barber was a
little shaky legged after that and I reckon he may have pissed his
pants. But I think I got my point across that all that chopping bullshit
best be saved for some other jive ass Marine. Gotta pull duty at the listening
post tomorrow night, not one of my favorite things to do. It’s number
one on my list of mind fucks and second only to burning shitters in my
book. Trust me burning shitters is a whole lot safer than being stuck
out in the middle of nowhere with a newbie’s knees knocking’ all
night long but this is life in Phu bai. I’m a firm believer in
Murphy’s law with one little twist. Whatever will go wrong has already
gone wrong and it’ll probably get worse. Murphy is one dumb bastard
for showing up here in Vietnam to begin with. |