| The Best Christmas Pageant Ever... The complete collection. |
| I'm not a puppet person. - Mrs. Nelson I lost my shoe! - Lauren I want to pick her up and throw her over my shoulder... But it's hard when they fight back. - Keenan Mother of anything is pregnant. - Brittny I am 3 - Brittny I hope she gains weight! -Brittny I had yellow, pink and blue. I know cause I made purple and green. - Brittny We could just get a cattle prod... - Mrs. Brown If you kill my sister... I'll kill your sister! - Keenan to Brittny You know what... the words are really tiny, and I'm really tired. - Brittny to Keenan Sorry I touched your husband... - Mrs. Brown ... And an Elmer of the Lord came... - Mrs. Brown I have to help Bobby become a pimp. -Adam If you connect the dots, you're always gonna get a pattern - Keenan The voices is my head tell me to burn things. - Drew You don't know who Madonna is? Are you in touch with America? - Brittny Hey! I spent time in prison! - Mr. Ellsworth Like a third grade school girl? - Keenan (He and Mikey were trying to decide what kind of a voice he should read the question in.) Nor shall you seek in the sanctuary... - Mikey Truman was a dumba$$ - Matt Either way... you shouldn't insult people's leaves. - Tristann Wait! What's my line? Don't tell me... I know it! - Brittny He's not gay... He's just really reeeally nice! - Molly At least not "circle feelings" - Brittny Stop criticizing my "circle feelings"! -Tristann |
 |
 |