| Even more Random Wisdom |
| It's not fair! So many people have gotten to kiss him and I'M not one of them -Me talking about Mel Gibson in Tequillia Sunrise Have you SEEN the spoons! -Megan... see my roomates andme aren't used to clean silverware The frozen Brocolli hurt me! -Megan Christi! The Guy with boobies is on TV next! -Me I'll be right there! -Christi He was wrong, I shot him... you move on -I don't honestly remeber who said that but it was funny Mermaids... not as cudley. Plus, they bite -I think that was Megan again No you should have been watching NASCARR or footbal you Fa****~my Daddy said that! in regards to someone who worked for Industrial Light and Magic |
| You can't taste beer online! -Manders He didn't touch just my a$$... -Megan ummm... they told me it would be a good idea to take all of these. -Manders bein' all cute and adorable If I'm standing then I can't fall out of my chair. -Sometimes she is soooo wise (see the boys in suits quote) Tequilla hurts!!!!! -Me explaning to Brittish Will why I shouldn't drink tequilla. If you start crying I'll have to put on my pants. -sometimes I can be really sensitive. Are you a pirate? -you see, often times I'm confused by foreign accents. Well, I'll have to remember that the next time I'm stranded in the woods with fig newtons and a lighter. -my brother Mikey... it's kind of a long story You guys have Monkeys and rules and 3somes and your F****** my roommates?!?!!? - Manders finding out that there is still life in Oxford even after she leaves*DISCLAIMER* The only events that actually took place in the last quote were the monkey naming and rule making Can I see some ID? -The stupid girl at DuBois SO where is Rumpke tonight? -Sexy Kevin from across the street |
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