Graceland Quote List
Call me "Twinkle Bunny
-Alicia
Look, a handicapped person!
-Erin

I just realized you're not wearing any pants
- Megan to Amanda
Put some clothes on!
- Megan to Angela

Did you just call me 'Bambi'?
-Angela
well, they're either gonna think I'm fat or easy
-Megan (in regards to my suggesting that she wear a t-shirt that says "3X" on the front)

There's a whole bunch of wooden blocks back home with your name on them 
-Hale
You know what's  weird? "Manders" and "Standards" kinda sounds alike... but really, they're nothing alike
-Erin Jaye

My ball sack is on fire
-Jeffrey D
Do you girls play the organ?
-Jeff again

what's this do for you
-one more time
Is it time for the red heads?
-I'll give you one guess...

hoosier p@@n tang
-one more for Jeff Wood
put some clothes on!!!!!
-Megan to Angela

ERIN! I told you "....." didn't have a small penis"
-megan
See! I was gonna say something funny!
-manders 

Help! I've fallen and I'm too drunk to get up!
-Megan
I'm on  the beach!
-Alicia

He might interpret that as "yeah... c'mon in"
-me to august about one of his "aquaintences" sexualities

by the time you're done... you have scabs
-one of Hales classics

this thing is huge... there no way I can fit this in my pants!
-Shaun Witmer aka the Lucisous Witt talking about an ashtray he found at a restaurant
look shaunn! they're both smoking pot at the same time!
-Alicia, proud of her proteges

yuck!! Who knows where those fingers have been! Probably inside (undisclosed female)
-Erin Jaye
you can't throw me out... this Kid can't throw me out... roger next door
the F^*$ I can't & don't think I won't!... Shaun
-then proceeded to kick the living crap out of Roger


he's like this little puppy you want to hug... not F@*$
-Erin Jaye


 
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