Well here is a series of promises that really speak of true friendship.
1} When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge agains the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2} When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3} When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4} When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5} When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories of how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6} When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7} When you are sick -- stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8} When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move the body......
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