Wolverine gets PMS (part 3/?)
     
      Author: Valkyrie 



Disclaimer: I don’t own the X-men and I make no money from this story. It’s just 
for fun.
OK here’s part 3. This one didn’t come as easily as the previous two. Maybe the 
concept is already getting old and stale. Let me know what you think, I do have 
ideas for a part 4.
Wolverine Get PMS part3 by Valkryie
Beast couldn’t remember that last time he had had such a busy day. First he had 
to give both Jean and Logan complete medical workups. This was to make sure that 
the trip through the teleportation machine had not caused physical damage beyond 
the obvious condition they were suffering from. Then he had to treat Cyclops for 
the concussion he had suffered from his fall.
Hank was quite concerned about Scott. He seemed to be in the worse shape of the 
three. He was not handling the situation at all well. In fact, Beast noticed 
that Scott seemed to be developing a nervous tick in his face whenever he saw 
his wife approaching him. He appeared to improve only when Jean left the med. 
lab to go get some lunch. Logan had left the lab a couple of hours earlier 
complaining of cramps.
Within hours of the event the news of Logan and Jean’s condition had spread like 
wildfire through the school. But knowing and seeing were two very different 
things and the pair would surely leave a trail of shocked, incredulous stares 
wherever they went. 
Before getting lunch Jean decided she would have to go and get changed first. 
She didn’t think her clothes would fit her now so she stopped at Logan’s room 
and knocked. There was no answer. She could hear what sounded like water running 
but her new sense of hearing was confusing her. She could be hearing water 
running three rooms down for all she knew. She went to her room and grabbed one 
of Scott’s tracksuits. ‘This should do’ she thought. 
As she was getting changed she suddenly felt very embarrassed. ‘I shouldn’t be 
seeing Logan this way. I’ll try not to look. Oh maybe one little peak, I mean 
I’m going to be here for a month it’s inevitable right?’ She took off her pants 
and looked down. "WOW!" she said out loud, then flushed a deep red color in the 
face. She then thought to her self ‘I better make sure Scott doesn’t see me 
naked or he’ll dislike Logan even more than he does now.’
 
Jean came into the dining area to find Jubilee, Rogue and Gambit having their 
lunch. They all stopped their friendly chatting to stare at Jean. She was having 
a hard time getting used to the looks of horror directed at her. It was 
something she had never experienced in her life and she didn’t like it.
"Hi everyone. What’s for lunch?" She said to the stunned group.
"Is that really you Jean?" Jubilee asked coming up to stare closely into her 
eyes. "What’s it like in there?" Jubilee was always so to the point, it was 
refreshing.
"I feel fine. Logan’s body is in extremely good health. I feel like I could run 
a marathon. Except his heightened senses are very distracting. It’s like I can 
smell every thing for miles ‘round and it’s making me a little sick actually. Oh 
and these giant sideburns are driving me nuts, they are sooo itchy" She said 
giving her face a good hard scratch.
"By the way, has anyone seen Logan? I haven’t seen him in a couple of hours."
Gambit shook his head a little, he was mesmerized at the sight of Logan with 
Jean’s mannerisms. He knew the answer to her question though and readily gave up 
the information "Oh yeah, Gambit see him ‘bout 2 hours ago. He say he was gunna 
take a shower."
Jean was not amused at the thought as she realized it was his shower she had 
heard only a short time ago. "A shower? For TWO HOURS?!"
Just at that moment Storm entered the room. The next scene played out like 
someone was playing a bad joke on Jean. Jean asked Storm "When did you last see 
Logan?"
Storm took a moment to figure out why Logan was asking about Logan. She had been 
told the situation earlier by Professor Xavier but was still having difficulty 
adjusting. 
"Oh yes! I saw him a couple of hours ago. He was taking one of the full length 
mirrors from the changing rooms up to his room."
Everyone in the room knew exactly what this meant and they all looked at Jean 
feeling a little embarrassed for her.
"What a perv!" Jubilee said what everyone was thinking, except for Storm, who 
had missed the critical element of the conversation. Storm just looked around 
confused.
 
Jean, for first time started to really look like Logan. She had a look of pure 
rage on her face as her brow furrowed and her lips curled back over her teeth. 
Somehow in this state she managed to make her adamantium claws shoot out, much 
to everyone’s surprise.
"AAAAHHHHH! How’d I do that?" she said holding her hands out to examine the new 
additions. "Ok, now how do I make them go back in?"
Everyone looked around at each other and shrugged. They had no idea. Logan never 
talked about things like that.
Jean tried pushing them back in by pressing them against the table. They simply 
cut straight through the large oak dining table, cutting off a huge chuck of the 
corner.
"Damn! I should have known better." Jean stood with her with her hands in front 
of her and her wrists bent to keep the razor sharp blades safely in her view. 
She was holding her hands in the manner someone would if they were letting their 
nail polish dry. She looked ridiculous.
Storm took in her dilemma and made a suggestion. "Why don’t you just try and 
relax, maybe even calm down a little, maybe that would work."
Jean was furious, it would be difficult to calm down. After a couple of deep 
cleansing breaths she closed her eyes and concentrated. As quickly as the claws 
had appeared they retracted. 
"Hey, that worked!" Jean smiled at her accomplishment. Then she raised an 
eyebrow at the thought of the task before her. Should she just confront Logan? 
No, she had a much better idea as she scratched her sideburns…