Wolverine gets PMS (part2)
      
      Author: Valkyrie 



Disclaimer: I don’t own the X-men. I make no money from this story; it’s just 
for fun. Please don’t sue.
 
Note: When I describe what’s going on for Jean and Logan I am referring to their 
consciousness and not their bodies. Make sense?
 
Wolverine gets PMS
Jean raced over to where Cyclops was lying on the floor unconscious. She knelt 
beside him and placed his head in her lap and began gently running her fingers 
along his forehead.
"Scott, Are you OK?" 
Scott was still out cold. Not more than a few feet away Logan stood and stared. 
It dawned on him that he was watching himself caressing Scott. He suddenly felt 
very nauseous. 
"What’s going on Hank? Why am I seeing myself over there…OH MY GOD!!! KISSING 
SCOTT ON THE MOUTH!! Am I dead? Is this hell?" Logan looked at Hank and waited 
for an answer. Hank just looked back in shock. Logan suddenly clued in that his 
voice just then was not his own. His eyes widened with a sickening realization 
and he lowered his head to look at his body. Hoping he wouldn’t see what he 
feared might be there. 
"AAAAGGGHHH!! I’VE GOT BOOBS!!!" he screamed.
At the noise Jean looked up from Scott for the first time. She saw herself 
staring at her own breasts screaming. She jumped up with a start, letting 
Scott’s head fall to the floor hard. She didn’t even notice. 
She looked down at herself to see muscles bulging everywhere through a blue and 
yellow spandex suit. Then she held out her arms and let out her own scream.
"AAAAGGHHHH!! I’M COVERED IN HAIR!"
 
The Professor, finally recovering from his initial shock, spoke "Calm down 
everyone! I’m sure everything can be explained and fixed. Hank, what’s 
happened?"
"Well, it appears that their consciousness’ crossed over during teleportation." 
Hank speculated
"Well uncross us Hank. I’m not going out in public like this." Logan’s voice was 
furious. But all the time his was talking he was staring at his new body and 
feeling his breasts.
"Hey, stop that!" Jean came up and slapped Logan’s arm away.
"Ouch, not so hard. That really hurt" Logan said rubbing the place Jean had hit.
"Sorry, I guess I don’t know my own …I mean your strength.
Jean turned to Beast "Hank, can you get us back the way we were?" 
Beast shook his head to clear his thoughts. He was having a hard time 
concentrating while seeing Logan acting so gentle and feminine and Jean Grey 
standing there feeling herself.
"Let me go look at the machine, it was damaged during transport." 
Beast was able to quickly get his thoughts online once he didn’t have to look at 
the odd pair anymore. It was completely unnerving to see two people he knew so 
well acting with such different mannerisms. He inspected the wiring and punched 
some commands into the computer then turned with a grim look on his face.
"I’m afraid this will take at least a month to repair. I’m sorry but that’s the 
best I can do."
"A MONTH!!" Logan and Jean spoke at the same time.
"Hank, I can’t stay like this for a month. These voices in my head are driving 
me crazy. How do you put up with this Jean?" Logan said to her rubbing his 
temples.
"Well, your heightened senses are going to send me over the edge too. WHAT THE 
HELL IS THAT SMELL!" Jean complained wrinkling her nose as she looked around.
"I’m sorry" Beast repeated "But you will both have to make the best of it for 
now."
The Professor had gone over to check on Scott. Everyone had forgotten about him 
as he lie on the cold floor. "Jean, I think Scott is coming around." 
Jean ran over to her husband as he began to open his eyes. 
"Logan, Where am I? Man, I just had the worst dream in my life, you not going to 
believe it." Scott said as he sat up rubbing the bump on the back of his head he 
had received from hitting the floor.
"Scott. Honey, please brace yourself for a shock." Jean said.
"HONEY?!?! OH NOOOOOO!!"