WOLVIE'S BAD HAIR DAY part 4 Author: vangiekitty Disclaimer: I don't own the X-men, we're just friends. Thanks to everyone for the great feed back so far. I promise more to come. I would type more at a time but my poor little paws get tired. :) WOLVIE'S BAD HAIR DAY part 4 Upstairs in her bathroom, Jubilee hummed happily as she pushed Logan into a chair and clipped a towel around his neck tight enough to strangle him. "Now lean back into the sink." she commanded briskly. "I have to wash your hair before I can condition it, Wolvie." Logan leaned back obediantly and tried to bear with good grace Jubilee's none too tender ministrations. It wasn't easy, though. Jubilee seemed more interested in speed than accuracy. When she was finished washing Logan's hair, he looked like he'd been dunked in a swimming pool and his eyes stung from the shampoo she'd managed to get into them in liberal amounts. "God, Darlin'," moaned Logan, "What's in that stuff? *Acid*?" "No, silly, of course not. Now stop being such a big baby and hold still so I can read these directions!" Jubilee snapped. "Oh well, I guess it's pretty self explanatory." she said and promptly dumped a whole bottle of strange smelling goop all over Logan's head. "Hold still!" she commanded again, pulling on the latex gloves which had come with the kit. "I have to work it in." Seeing her snap the gloves into place, Logan had a sudden vision of Jubilee as a proctologist. The *horror*! The thought made him squirm so much that She shouted at him again. "Sorry, Darlin'." He said meekly. "But hey," he added suspiciously, "What the hell's in this stuff ya put on my head; it smells awful strong!" "Um, I dunno, papaya extract I think." answered Jubilee vaguely, vigorously scrubbing the goopy liquid into Logan's scalp. "Well, it sure doesn't smell like any papaya I ever ran across." muttered Logan, shifting restlessly. Jubilee had notoced the strange, strong smell as well but when she was in charge of a situation, she tolerated no questions. "Well, I'm sure it'll smell better after a while. Anyway," she continued, giving his hair a final brisk rub, "I think it's worked in well enough so now we just have to let it set." "Let it set? But it *stinks*!" moaned Logan, "Why do we have to let it set?" "Because that's what it says in the directions, Wolvie. Will you *please* stop whining? Look, they even give you a little shower cap in the kit to help it settle in real good, see?" She brandished an opaque lavender shower cap decorated with pink flowers in his face and quickly popped it on his head. "Now look in the mirror, Wolvie, don't you look sweet?" she asked, giggling to see him with the lavender shower cap perched over his darkly scowling face. "Next time you see yourself, you'll have a whole new look and that's a promise! Now be a sweetie and sit back down here for a while. I'll set my timer so we'll know when you're done." Growling, Logan complied. Review Story ( be a responsible reader and write a review) Title: WOLVIE'S BAD HAIR DAY part 4 Name: Email: (optional) Review: Home | About Us | Awards | Disclaimer | Site Statistics