Alrite, I'm gonna copy and paste my msn entry for this one...

So... Mr. Snowbear... He died cuz some retarded idiot tried to play god and decided it was his time. Mr Snowbear died a tragic beating when a heartless buttface decided to come at nite rape him. Mr Snowbear tried to resist with its ice covered body but it wasn't enough. He was raped then murdered... He was discovered by me when I came back at 10 30 in 3 chunky pieces. The murderer's identity has been uncovered when he left a murder note on msn.

Due to this incident, my sister decided to redesign the snowbear that we have come to known. His sleek design which includes a much more mini (Enid's sized) structure. He is about 4 ft tall, like Enid cuz I locked her in the backyard to build it... I was too busy eating. Enid has also taken the liberty to place a carebear like desgin on its chest... multiple hearts. His face has much improved and my mom even dissed me by saying that Enid can build better snowbears than me. The eyes and nose are smaller and the mouth has ben engraved rather than 3-d like before. This bear also has a nicer tail. To top it off, the bear went through rain and was refrozen the next morning turning it into an ice like structure... practically unbreakable. To further protect this bear, we have built it in a save place where constant monitoring is available and I have set traps around the perimeter to prevent further intruders. We call this Snowbear... Snowbear Jr! (this structure is dedicated to Snowbear Sr.)