The witch’s corpse turned to sand and a warm breeze came and blew her to pieces.  The gray clouds softly drifted away revealing the bright, blue.  As the clouds drifted away, the bright sunlight peeked through them, lighting the forest of lush green.  Flocks of birds appeared out of nowhere, and flew across the sky.  Butterflies gently fluttered by, swooping pollen from the fully bloomed flowers.  It was quite a sight.

            “Hey! This is like a final fantasy game! We beat the witch and the world turns all fluffy and nice!” I said.

            “And its like a mix of Inuyasha with like funky powers or something!” Jonny said after.

            “My hair! My beautiful, black locks! Covered in witchy sand! NOOOOOOOOOO” Valiant cried.

            “Don’t worry honey, I’ll clean it up for you.” George said and ran his hands through Valiant’s hair.

            “Thanks, honey.” Valiant said shyly. 

            Denny, Jonny, Salina and I turned around, trying to wipe this picture in our minds.  Personally, I wanted to stab my eyes with a fork and swish it around.  Denny started tearing from the burning, hot pink picture.  Jonny cringed as Andy was still near him while attempting to burrow his head in the ground like the groundhog powered George.  Salina just sat there, absent minded.  Who knows what madness lies in her mind…

            “Vanny… can you do something about Andy?  You wrote the story after all…” Jonny said with eyes seemingly begging for help.

            “I didn’t write the story! I’m story Vanny! You gotta talk to the real one who’s madly writing right now, when she should be studying.” Vanny said.

            A giant eraser suddently swooped down from the sky and erased Andy away.

            “NOOOOOOO, I wanna stay! NOOOOO! DOMMMMM!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME!!!!” Andy cried as he was being erased.

            “Looks like the author heard your prayers, Jonny!” Salina said.

            Looking back at George and Valiant, Valiant’s long locks were finally shiny black again.  George was starting to braid his hair until Val told him to do it when they get home.

            “Man, I feel sick. I’m feeling the dandruff that I ate from Val.” I said with a pained face.

            “I feel fine.” George said after.

            “... Cuz ur prolly used to eat… sleeping beside each other…eating flakes as you snore..” I thought.

            “Anyways…. Do we still get our lifetime’s supply of whipped cream?  We can used Val’s dandruff as sugar…. And the witch sand as spice and uhhhhh let’s take those eraser dust as everything nice! I mean, the eraser did get rid of a pest!” I said.

            Suddently, a portal opened behind me, a swirling, blue portal that seems draws us in with its powerful wind.

            “What the! AHHHHHHH!” Denny cried with his large hands stretched forward, hoping on of us would grab hold. Unfortunately, we were all grabbing onto something to prevent us from being sucked in also.

            “George, don’t let go!” Valiant cried.

            “I can’t… hold… on….” George said struggling.  Finally, his hand slipped.

            “VALLLLLLLLLL” George screamed like a little girl as he was pulled through.

            “GEORRRGGGEEEE! Don’t leave me!!! I’m coming tooooooooooo” Valiant replied as he let go of the tree trunk, sucked into the portal.

            Jonny made a wind shield, it worked for a while until the two winds collapsed and turned into a large tornado, putting Jonny in the eye of it.  

            “DAMNNNNN! I SHOULD OF STAYED IN SCIENCE CLASS!!!!!” Jonny yelled as he swirled through the portal, “I’m feeling… sick…”

            Sounds of barfing was heard, diminishing every second.

            Next to go was Salina.  She clutched onto a tree branch with a powerful grip.  Unfortunately, she saw a snake approaching and quickly let go screaming. 

            “Holy, everyone’s gone!” I said while grabbing onto a nearby rock.  The powerful wind suddently sucked up some earth with several juicy worms crawling through it.  The pile of evil blew towards me. 

            “OH SHIT! OMG! AHHHHH!” I cried as a I quickly let go.

            I swirled through the portal as the earth was accelerating in speed.  I clasped my hands together and prayed for it to change directions so that my face will not be impacted by the once manure mixture that is now worm home.  Needless to say, my prayers were not answered as the patch of earth came towards me.  Coincidently, I was screaming as the patch of earth was racing towards me.  It had very good aim as it went right into my mouth.  I fainted.

NOTE: I would like to provide some visual aids between george and val’s situation.  Pictures are worth a thousand words. Check out the hot pink aura! (Guarantee 110% authetic photo seen only here!) Pink added for dramatic effects.

Look at the bright pink aura ive been writing about! Told ya this story is partly based on facts!

Your eyes are not deceiving u...They are groping each other.

SMOOCHIE!

Take a close look!

No THEY ARE NOT DRUNK... ZERO ALCOHOL, DRUGS OR WHATSOEVER! We have tons of witness to this.