The witch disappeared.

            “What should we now, I’m too scared to move.” Denny said.

            “I know! Let’s get George to dig out an underground tunnel system!” I suggested.

            “Good idea!” Salina said.

            “Let’s go go go!” Jonny said while pushing George.

            George started digging like Dugtrio from Pokemon.  We started walking through the tunnels. 

            “Haha, I never thought having digging powers would be so useful!” I said.

            “Yeah, I never thought George would be useful!” Salina said after.

            “It’s dark here, Denny give us a light!” Valiant says.

            “Ok.” Denny replied.

            Denny opened his palms and a bright stream of light lit the dark, damp tunnels.

            “Haha! Denny probably ate a special flashlight to get this power!” Jonny said.

            “Jonny! Don’t make fun of Denny! Haven’t we made fun of Denny enough in this story! You don’t even have any powers!” Salina yelled, “Vanny! Gimme me your huge paper fan!”

            “Yes boss.” I replied.

            I reached into my pockets and started pulling out a large paper fan.  I handed it to Salina.  Quickly, Salina grabbed it and whacked Jonny on the head.  Jonny went unconscious.

            “Is he dead?” Valiant asked.

            Jonny’s eyes rolled so far up and the pupils were no long visible.  It seemed as if the back of his eyeballs were showing.  His mouth was slightly opened and foam was starting to spill out from the side of his mouth.  I kicked him over so he was lying on his belly.

            “Sorry, his face is just too disturbing.” I said.

            “Yeah.” Everyone said at the same time.

            I reached for my bottomless pocket and pulled out some ropes.  I tied them to Jonny’s legs and started dragging him through the tunnels.  His mouth was now completely opened due to the dragging.  His teeth was scrapping the mud, leaving a concaved trail.  In the trail was filled wit foam that came out of his mouth at the same time. 

            The crew kept following the tunnel that George is digging in high speed.  At the end of the tunnel was light.

            “Looks like George found the exit!” I said.

            “Or maybe he needs a pee break.” Salina said.

            Everyone in the crew, except for me and Jonny ran towards the light.  I slowly dragged the motionless body across the damp mud.  The foam was starting to trail off.

            A few minutes later, Jonny regained consciousness.

            “Muwah, muwah mis mist! (wah! What is this!) Jonny mumbled through a mouthful of mud.

            “You’re awake! Now I don’t have to drag your lazy ass!” I said.

            Jonny started throwing up, mud and this morning’s breakfast.  I looked away in disgust and went toward the light at the end of the tunnel. 

            “Jonny… uh… come out when you’re done.” I said and went out of the tunnel.

            The first thing I saw when my head popped out of the tunnel was Denny’s ass, sitting on the ground next to the opening and Salina holding onto him scared.  On my other side was George holding onto Valiant’s leg, shaking.  Valiant, stood there with an angry, threatened look. I looked forward with only my head visible from above the ground.  My eyes were still adjusting from the brightly lit tunnel made by Denny and the dark forest above.  Through the misty haze I saw a motionless, dark figure standing there, staring through menaced, glowing eyes.  I reached for my binoculars and aimed at the figure.  The skin on her face was full of folds, showing signs of old age.  Her crooked nose was the feature that was most visible.  On the tip of her nose consisted of a black mole, with exactly 3 hairs growing on it.  It was the Blair witch.  I cringed.

            “Hurry up Vanny! I gotta get out too! It’s dark in here.” Jonny screamed.

            I kicked him back down as hard as I can.  I heard a loud thud and silence filled the air once again.

            The witch pointed at Valiant with her wrinkly finger with a curved, rough, yellow nail.  Her arm extended from where she was standing and Valiant pushed George away and rolled further to the left.  The witch’s other hand extended too trying to catch her Asian pray.  Finally, she got her.  The crew could only watch motionless and scared. 

            “Argh…” Valiant muttered out, his hands gripping the witch’s. 

            “VALLLLLLLLL!” George shrieked.

            Suddenly, after hearing George’s high-pitched voice, Valiant started to scream.  His hair started to extend and flew toward the witch’s neck.  It started to wrap around it tightly.  The witch gasped.  She let go of Valiant and started to pull free from Valiant’s thick, black hair. 

            “Vanny! Let me out! Someone’s in the tunnel with me!” Jonny said with a weepy voice.

            “What?” I said.

            I quickly crawled out and pulled Jonny out from the dark tunnel.  We both inched back from the opening.  Soon, a large hand appeared.  Everyone except for Valiant and the witch screamed.  A rush of adrenaline overcame us and we all quickly crawled on all fours to hide behind Denny.  Another hand appeared from the tunnel, then the shoulders and head was visible.  A dirty blond boy came out.  His long hair covered his face.  His hoodie was covered in dirt.

            “Was..was he behind us the whole time?” I asked.

            “Oh my gawd, he was tugging onto my pants and had his hands in my shirt for some reason after you kicked my face back into the tunnel Vanny!” Jonny said.

            “I was trying to save you cuz the witch was up here!” I said.

            “So you kick me back down to get molested by a dude?!” Jonny replied.

            “I didn’t know!” I said.

            “Ah hem… can we get back to me now?” the blondie said.

            “Hey… doesn’t he sound familiar Vanny?” Salina asked.

            “Now that I think of it… yeah.” I said.

            I focused on the scene that is in front of me.  Behind the blondie was Valiant still trying to shock the witch with his hair.  The witch struggling and gasping for air. 

            Salina stares at the scene in front of her. 

            “Hey, does Valiant have salt power too or something? There’s a lot of white stuff falling out of his hair.” Salina asks.

            “Weeee. It’s snowing…” George said as he sticks out his tongue to catch the white puffs were flying towards him because of the strong wind.

            “Hmmm…” I said as I stuck out my tongue catching the snow.

            “Weeee I feel like a little kid again!” George said.

            “Me too! I have a snowflake catching contest with you!” I said.

            “Ok!” George said.

            The two of us starting catching snowflakes with our tongues.  George and I started to folic around the snowflakes, trying to catch as many snowflakes as we can. George was very quick, for some reason, his mouth was filled with white snowflakes that just wouldn’t melt.

            “Denny… how come the snow isn’t melting?” Salina asks.

            “Since it’s coming from Valiant’s hair… I think they’re dandruffs…” Denny suggests.

            George and I frozed.

                    30 seconds later….         

            “I wish you told me sooner… I just swallowed it.” I said.

            I fainted soon after.  George tried to wake me up.

             *NOTE: Clothes are not the actual clothes we wear.   I also coloured George’s face to make him look more blackenese.

           

            “How do you think I feel! I ate a mouthful of snowflakes… I mean dandruffs…” George said.

            After I got over the fact that I ate someone else’s flakes, I focused back at the familiar blondie. 

            “Man… if only his hair wasn’t in the way.  I can’t see his face! And it’s dark too!” I said.

            “I’ll make light!” Denny opened his palm and light started to stream out once again. 

            “The hair’s still in the way!” Salina said.

            “Shoot…” I said.

            The blondie pointed at Jonny.

            “You… come with me…or your friends die!” he said to him.

            “He wants you, Jonny! Go! It’s your virginity or our lives!” I said.

            “The hell! You traitor!” Jonny yelled back.

            Salina stood up and grabbed Jonny by the arm, trying to hurl him toward the blond figure.  I got up and pulled on his other arm.  Jonny screamed. Suddenly, a gust of wind encircled Jonny.  We were blown back a few steps.  My hands were trying to block the wind and dust from getting into my eyes.

            “Ahhh! My eyes! Dirt went in!” Salina screamed.

            “Ahhh! My food vouchers from the carnival!” Denny screamed.

            The strong wind started to concentrate around Jonny’s hands along with leaves. 

            “I won’t leave with him!” Jonny said with tears in his eyes.

            The blondie walked closer towards him.  Jonny turned. 

            “No! Stay away!” Jonny said and throwing a wind tunnel attack and him.

            The concentrated wind hit the blondie’s face, blowing the hair out of the way.  The crew gasped.

            “What the.. you’re the dude from that time… fishing in Vanny’s pond…” Denny said, “and I sat on you… so you wouldn’t get away…” (See One Missed Call 1)

            “Huh? You’re the heavyweight that sat on me! You bent my spine out of shape! Now I have a little bit of a hump on my back, you bastard!” the blondie screamed.

            “What the hell? Andy? What are you doing here? I didn’t write you in my story!!!!” I asked.

            Salina wrote me into the story!  She wanted me to make a cameo appearance again!”  he said.

            “How?! It’s my story!  I didn’t put you in!” I whined.

            Salina used her thoughts and contacted me and I came!!  You can’t stop me!”

            “But this story is too cool for you! Plus, you didn’t die like the rest of us!”

            “You need me in this story! Or else Dom wouldn’ve got his powers discovered!”

            A momentary pause came as I was thinking about what he just said.

            “What are you talking about? Dom isn’t in this story!” I said.

            “Huh?? Then who’s that?” Andy pointed at Jonny.

            “Uh… I’m Jonny?  I died before I met you I think…” he said.

            “Huh?! What the…. But…. Why did you let me do… you know… all those things in the tunnel?” Andy nervously asked.

            All those things?” The crew thought.

            “I was unconscious for a while cuz Vanny kicked my face! Then I woke up and I found you….” Jonny trailed off.

            “What the hell Andy!  How does he even look remotely like Dom?!?” Salina said.

            “I dunno… I… thought you would of brought him into this story.  Whereever I am, Dom’s there too! We’re an inseparable pair!  I thought you made Dom skinny and less hairy …so that… it would look good in VC’s story… and… and… and he still had dirty blond hair like Dom…..” Andy trailed off with a little tear in his eyes, “I… I… with stranger…”

            “STUPID ANDY! How am I supposed to write you out of my story now! Oh… shit… Valiant and the witch are still fighting! Grrr… I’ll deal with you later!  You just stay put and watch!” I ordered.

            “Finally Vanny! My hair! It’s starting to hurt! She’s pulling too hard!”  Valiant yelled.

            “Ummm.. Val? She’s dead… you strangled her to death.. Look… You’re hanging her with your hair…”   I pointed out.

            Valiant’s extra strong hair was lifting the lifeless body by the neck.  She was dangling slightly above the floor with her eyes rolled completely back.  The folds of her skin on her face drooped back and her mouth was wide opened showing half rotting, yellow/brown stained teeth.  It was an ugly sight.

            “AHHHH!”  Valiant screamed and dropped the body.

            So now, we know Valiant’s special power includes extendable, strong hair and Jonny has wind power!

 

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