The idea

Well, I got the idea of the story from this Japanese movie called One Missed Call. There is going to be an American version of this movie coming out this summer. However, the pattern is only similar in the beginning, after that I got more creative and started to integrate my own ideas into the work. Pretty much after the first 2 or 3 chapters, the story no longer resembled the movie.

Funny Convs

On the phone with Salina:
Salina: Hey, did you call?
Vanessa:... no...
Salina: That's weird. I didn't give my number to a lot of people yet... and people wouldn't call me that I know of...
Vanessa: What makes you think I called??
Salina: Someone called my cell and I left it at home. When I checked my phone, it said one missed call.
Vanessa: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA! Just like the story!
Salina: Shut up! I got no voice messengin so she can't leave a message! Now who would've called?
Vanessa: TOSHIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Salina: Don't be stupid!
Vanessa: Can I take a picture for the story?
Salina: Shut up! No! I'm deleting it!
Vanessa: I'll make one appear then!

Disses for myself

So I got the crew to read my story as I go. George read the first 10 chapters, he started to complain that I am the only one who looks good in the story. I don't kno what he means by good, but I admit that there wasn't enough disses for me. George and Valiant had the distinctive Gay attitude, Denny had the fat thing going on, Salina the crazy stalker girl, Jonny being nothing but white and me... just a leader. So I tried to add some more disses for myself. I went around and asked people to diss me. It was pretty hard for them haha. Take a look at some of the interesting conversations I had:

Denny:
(||) Viet Kidd (||):hey
(||) Viet Kidd (||):sup
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:trying to diss myself, help?
(||) Viet Kidd (||):ur momma
(||) Viet Kidd (||):lol it always work lol
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:im trying to diss myself not my mom!
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:u idiot!
(||) Viet Kidd (||):o
(||) Viet Kidd (||):lol
(||) Viet Kidd (||):ask salina lol she could dissed u
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:she coulnt, i tried
(||) Viet Kidd (||):o
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:All she said was andy. I think she likes him...

George:
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:im really trying to diss myself, tell me something
RTS3 - Wu: i dont know
RTS3 - Wu: jack was found out that he is the father of the girl
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:WHAT! Of Toshio!? NO!
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:and his freakin name is Jake!
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:jack is a farmboys name and jake isnt a farmboy!
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:and im trying to diss ME!
RTS3 - Wu: I cant now
RTS3 - Wu: too tired

.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:Denny bashed through the doors and found me lying in poop foaming around my mouth.
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:How's that?
RTS3 - Wu: ur not even dissing urself
RTS3 - Wu: ur just making an accident
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:oh come on
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:what the heck am i suppose to write!
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:all i did was say ur gay and dennys fat, what do u want!
RTS3 - Wu:well throught the most part of the whole thing, u sound fine
RTS3 - Wu:not retarded or gay or ne thing
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:what do u want me to write then
RTS3 - Wu:u cant now
RTS3 - Wu: it has to start off all from the beginning
RTS3 - Wu:u didnt make ur self sound like a pig like denny nor gay like me n val
RTS3 - Wu:nor retarded like salina
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:but we cant all share the characterists! Gimme one then!
RTS3 - Wu:wat im sayin is that u made urself sound fine at the beginning unlike us all
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:lmaoz but thats how u normally act
RTS3 - Wu:Lesbien
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:look man, u already took homosexuality
RTS3 - Wu:wtf
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:lol come on! salinas helping me brainstorm
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:all she said was ugly!
RTS3 - Wu:thats not a characteristic
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:i kno
RTS3 - Wu:horn dog
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.: what does that mean
RTS3 - Wu:ur always horny
RTS3 - Wu:ur a skank
RTS3 - Wu:thats wat horn dog is
RTS3 - Wu:ur always horny n want sex
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:uhh.. ew.. lets keep it clean
RTS3 - Wu:hey unfair
RTS3 - Wu:u made it dirty wit me n va
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:ur not gay, but at least in real life, u and val are like glue! At least its partly tru!
RTS3 - Wu:wtf not even
RTS3 - Wu:im always wit the girls
RTS3 - Wu:me n val happan to hang out wit alot
RTS3 - Wu:and the bathroom part...
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:HEY! U guys were the only so called dirty pair! the rest of us were either fat or retarded!

Valiant:
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:help!
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:diss me!
xX Valiant Xx: help to diss u?
xX Valiant Xx: what the heck
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:come on, diss me!
xX Valiant Xx: eating machine
xX Valiant Xx: who would do anything for food
xX Valiant Xx: i dont diss people lol! u should ask george wu for that
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:i did hes slow and he sux, all he said was whore this whore that!
xX Valiant Xx: LOL then i wouldnt kno
xX Valiant Xx: chinese pig?
xX Valiant Xx: omg vanny, dont hate me for this...
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:come on, i already dissed denny wit fat and eating jokes
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:something else! And what's wit everyone and the food jokes on me!
xX Valiant Xx: the night fallen farty
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:all fart and poopy jokes were used for denny also
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:and i already soaked myself in poop in the story
xX Valiant Xx: smelly skunk?
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:o come on, if im soaked in poo, what would i smell like?! flowers?!?!
xX Valiant Xx: LOL I SUCK AT DISSING PEOPLE U KNOW THAT!
xX Valiant Xx: salina can she is the queen
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.: u mean cow queen...No i already asked, she sux
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.: Come on think!
xX Valiant Xx: I dunno
xX Valiant Xx:ching ching?
xX Valiant Xx:it is hard! especially for me!

Dana:
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:diss me, story, got ne ideas
)))) DANA ((((.....: nope ur perfect
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:lmao, gee thx
)))) DANA ((((.....: :P

Alrite and onto the angry convs!

.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.: is george mad about the gay thing i wrote?
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.: hes not answering
xX Valiant Xx:i dunno
xX Valiant Xx:hes not answering then he might be taking a long dump
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:LMAO

.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.:Are you mad bout the gay thing?
RTS3 - Wu:im reading
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.: oh haha.. what chap
RTS3 - Wu:8

This is the conv where George was telling me he was bothered by the gay jokes and thought that people
would believe my story that him and valiant are gay...

.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.: first it was focused on u for jokes, then denny, then me and then salina
RTS3 - Wu: throught out most of the story that i have read it hasnt sounded like ur a retard
RTS3 - Wu: gay
RTS3 - Wu: more like focused on me thro the whole story
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.: no focused on denny and the fat jokes!!

After that, George wanted me to include a part where he has sex with a woman thats a cannibalist and she turns out to be crazy and bites his dick off and she goes, o what the heck hes dead, mite as well eat him. I obviously said no... I'm like if that ever happened, he would choose the scary Toshio girl. His reply: Fuck u! Salina:

.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.: I need a diss for myself in the story
- - - x Salina x - -: ugly
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.: no, its not a characteristic
- - - x Salina x - -: you can only put andy in to make fun of u or ur manliness
- - - x Salina x - -: or u can use the farty jokes that u did on denny
.��*��V��ꧧ嫤*��.: no its made for him only
Note that this one is paraphrase cuz the conv was damn long and im too lazy.