Single and rarely sexual with same partner
Single and usually sexual with same partner
Monogamous and frequently sexual
Monogamous and rarely sexual
Multiple partners and frequently sexual
Multiple partners and rarely sexual
"I don't know about you, but I think that you don't have to put your pencil in the sharpener to sharpen it. Just because it's there doesn't mean you have to do it. Maybe you should use a pen." (Single and rarely sexual with same partner)
Are you circumcised?
"I lost that pen I was using. I think it might have fallen under the couch." (Yes)
Do you masturbate?
"I think we should be entitled to go down slides if we want. The one of the elephant in the park is fun, you land in some sand. I don't care if I'm a grown man, slides are fun for all ages. Unless of course you fell off a slide.. then you might hate it." (He has, but he knows that it's pointless as he knows he can't release as a Sidhe)
Do you engage in frequent oral sex?
"What if it snows though? Sometimes when it snows it's actually quite hot indoors. Volcano's are quite hot, I would avoid them." (He doesn't like oral sex)
Does your partner prefer prolonged sex ?
"Trees sway in the wind and the wind sways through the trees. Pocahontas ended up being a prostitute you know." (Oh yeah, he loves it)
Rate the rigidity (hardness) of your erection
unachievable
Flacid but functional
Gets hard but looses rigidity shortly after
Farily hard but needs improvement
Very hard, needs no improvement
"You ever wonder why dessert and desert sound the same? I like chocolate for dessert." (When he's actually aroused, he gets MASSIVELY aroused)
