Which of the following best describes you. Please choose one


Single and rarely sexual with same partner
Single and usually sexual with same partner
Monogamous and frequently sexual
Monogamous and rarely sexual
Multiple partners and frequently sexual
Multiple partners and rarely sexual

"Ever since I have met Elizabeth, she has been the only constant partner I have had, even when we were not together."


Are you circumcised?


"I am not, it unnatural in Druidism and even though I am not very much into the rules of Druidism, I do believe in this."


Do you masturbate?


"Well I did not have sex for quite the period of time there so I had to relieve myself somehow."


Do you engage in frequent oral sex?


"*Smirks* Ever since Elizabeth and I have got back together I have had to visit her just for the sake of oral sex quite a few times. Of course, not just for oral sex."


Does your partner prefer prolonged sex ?


"Depends. If she is working then we have to make it quick, if she is not then we can go at it for hours."


Rate the rigidity (hardness) of your erection


unachievable
Flacid but functional
Gets hard but looses rigidity shortly after
Farily hard but needs improvement
Very hard, needs no improvement

"There is a joke about this. You see, Elizabeth tattooed her name on my penis so whenever I am erect I tell her that 'Elizabeth is standing proud.'" 1
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