Single and rarely sexual with same partner
Single and usually sexual with same partner
Monogamous and frequently sexual
Monogamous and rarely sexual
Multiple partners and frequently sexual
Multiple partners and rarely sexual
"Woah, you need to re-check what I am. I'm a male Sidhe. What in the blue hell do you think Male Sidhe's are infamous for?"
Are you circumcised?
"It's a Sidhe thing I guess. Yes I am."
Do you masturbate?
"No it's not possible man. I would need someone to help me along."
Do you engage in frequent oral sex?
"Oh I've got a mouth and tongue on me. It's not just used to be the funny guy I know I am. I gotta admit, it's amusing to see people try and go down on me. Only a select few can give oral sex to a Sidhe correctly... we're just too damn big!"
Does your partner prefer prolonged sex ?
"Oh yeah, you know it! We love going at it for hours and hours and hours."
Rate the rigidity (hardness) of your erection
unachievable
Flacid but functional
Gets hard but looses rigidity shortly after
Farily hard but needs improvement
Very hard, needs no improvement.
"Please, PLEASE! Who are you asking..? Crazy question. CRAZY!"
