Which of the following best describes you. Please choose one


Single and rarely sexual with same partner
Single and usually sexual with same partner
Monogamous and frequently sexual
Monogamous and rarely sexual
Multiple partners and frequently sexual
Multiple partners and rarely sexual

"....we got caught having sex when we were three year old, what the fuck do you think?"


Are you circumcised?


"I am. Would you like to know how low my balls hang next? *Makes an annoyed face*"


Do you masturbate?


"...Should've figured this question was next. *Rolls his eyes* No I don't masturbate."


Do you engage in frequent oral sex?


"....does it matter? Yeah. Sure. We do."


Does your partner prefer prolonged sex ?


"*Actually smirks at this one and answers it plainly* Yeah."


Rate the rigidity (hardness) of your erection


unachievable
Flacid but functional
Gets hard but looses rigidity shortly after
Farily hard but needs improvement
Very hard, needs no improvement.

"..it's good enough for Rose, that's all I really care about." 1
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