Dane


Which of the following best describes you. Please choose one


Single and rarely sexual with same partner
Single and usually sexual with same partner
Monogamous and frequently sexual
Monogamous and rarely sexual
Multiple partners and frequently sexual
Multiple partners and rarely sexual

"I think you should think of other means of getting to know a person other than such question. If you must know however, when I am bound to the physical laws I must give into the needs I have."


Are you circumcised?


"I am in fact. Though I know you are more interested in a reason as to why I am, and I am sure you will be thrilled to be enlightened that I simply chose to be."


Do you masturbate?


"Self-Improvement IS Masturbation."


Do you engage in frequent oral sex?


"Not frequently, no. I will accept the offer but I will not offer it myself. Many find it hard to orally service my penis due to it's sizable nature but I suppose everyone should put some effort into something or other."


Does your partner prefer prolonged sex ?


"I do not have a partner. I do however feel that the act could be prolonged if the receipient is worth the effort."


Rate the rigidity (hardness) of your erection


unachievable
Flacid but functional
Gets hard but looses rigidity shortly after
Farily hard but needs improvement
Very hard, needs no improvement
"I have yet to meet such a person that would get such a state of arousal within me, though I know that it is not something that needs adjustments." 1
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