Single and rarely sexual with same partner
Single and usually sexual with same partner
Monogamous and frequently sexual
Monogamous and rarely sexual
Multiple partners and frequently sexual
Multiple partners and rarely sexual
"None o' those describe me.."
Are you circumcised?
"Yes! No wait what's tha' mean? *Finds out and blinks in horror* WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THA'? O' COURSE I'M NOT! BLOODY PROUD TOO! NO CHOPPIN' OFF ANY SKIN FROM MY KNOB, LEAVE IT BE!"
Do you masturbate?
"Aye, o' course. Tha's 'aving a wank, right? *Nods* Yeah o' course."
Do you engage in frequent oral sex?
"Oral.. sex? 's tha' when they do tha' phone thing and ya wank? Ain't never done that.."
Does your partner prefer prolonged sex ?
"She did, aye..."
Rate the rigidity (hardness) of your erection
unachievable
Flacid but functional
Gets hard but looses rigidity shortly after
Farily hard but needs improvement
Very hard, needs no improvement.
"Wha' do you think, eh? No problems down there."
