Which of the following best describes you. Please choose one


Single and rarely sexual with same partner
Single and usually sexual with same partner
Monogamous and frequently sexual
Monogamous and rarely sexual
Multiple partners and frequently sexual
Multiple partners and rarely sexual

"I ain' got an issue with t'at. Birds and Blokes dig me and get in my slacks all the time."


Are you circumcised?


"Bloody well ain'. Bunch of nonsense really, choppin' skin off your knob."


Do you masturbate?


"No time really. Every so of'en but not all t'at much."


Do you engage in frequent oral sex?


"It's my favourite type!"


Does your partner prefer prolonged sex ?


"Partner? I ain' lookin' t' be settlin' down any time soon."


Rate the rigidity (hardness) of your erection


unachievable
Flacid but functional
Gets hard but looses rigidity shortly after
Farily hard but needs improvement
Very hard, needs no improvement

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