Man who go to bed with hard problem...Wake up with solution in hand.
Man who loses key to lady's apartment...Get no New-key.
Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who runs in front of car get tired.
Man who runs behind car get exhausted.
Man who walk in airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who go to sleep with itchy butt...Wake up with smelly fingers.
Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk.
Girl who sits on Judge's lap get an honorable discharge.
Man and woman who go camping together sure to have naughty intent.
He who fishes in other's hole often catch crabs.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Foolish man give wife Grand Piano...Wise man give wife Upright Organ.
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
Man who pee into the wind get wet.
A foolish man climb tree to get cherries: A wise man spread limbs.