A Full roster battle royal huh? Well it seems that who gets the world title does not seem that important to our illustrious boss. It�s been my experience that the World title deserves to be in the hands of the best, and I can count several people on this roster who would rather cheat their way up rather than earn it. And let�s face it a battle royal is giving them the opportunity to do so.
Let�s take a look at the so called competition shall we?
How about we start with Justin Lawler? A man who done nothing but show his incompetence when he has a belt in his hands, you couldn�t even hold onto the New Wave Championship, what makes you think even for a second that you deserve to be the next number one contender for the world title? Now there is something else worth mentioning, do you really think that the likes of Deacon Hayvar will get you to the top? Let me tell you a little something about Deacon, if you ally yourself with someone who betrays his friends, you have allied yourself with someone who betrays his friends� But of course that would never happen to you� you are actually talented enough to escape that fate. Oh wait, your not, well tick tock Lawler, tick tock, your time will come soon enough.
Which brings me to Jon Jericho, wow have you done nothing to impress, myself or anyone else here, except for your little lap dog Trey SparXX. Let me tell you a little something about myself Jon, there are a few things that I abhor and one of them it�s your obvious misconception about women. Yes Jon Jericho, the �brain� behind AA, seems to believe that women are nothing more than his playthings� well I hope you are a masochist, because this woman is going to enjoy kicking your ass back to the curb, where, if I�ve heard right, you started your �career� as a ladies man.
Now for Winter� I must admit I never thought I would see the day when you and I would be competing for a number one contender spot together, again. I wonder if you are going to take the same position you did last time? You know rely on someone else to eliminate me for you? I�m sure that is what you are counting on, and yes this time around we are going to have many more competitors, but this time I shall delight in eliminating you, which I think would not only be fitting, but poetic.
Now to Kalil, I�m terribly sorry that I couldn�t show to your invitational, but I have a feeling that if I had been there, your chances of winning would have been reduced greatly. You know this is a real special event, not only do we have the current New Wave Champion, but we have all of those who have lost it competing. Now tell me Kalil, how does it feel to be a former New Wave champ along with people like Lawler? I have to admit that it would have been something to hold that title not only once but twice, which makes you a two time loser. What makes you think that you�ll do any better this time? I�ll tell you something, the last time we were in the ring together you bested me, but in hindsight I should have given you the belt without any fight, because I was already successful in taking it out of the hands of Winter, which is all I really wanted.
Since I have spent so much time talking about all the losers in this match, I figured it was time to address one of the winners, Shabree, don�t get me wrong Shabree I respect everything that you have done for women in this federation, though I can�t help but ask myself, do you need more than one belt? Why not help see to it that another woman gets it?
Now it�s time to address the other woman in this federation, Scarlet, you seem to lack the experience that it takes to become a world championship, not to mention that you seem to be the type to sleep your way to the top. I know that is what it seems like you are doing with Deacon, but believe me Deacon will not take you to the top. In fact he will just pull you down to the depths he is going to. I wonder is that where he found you, somewhere in the gutter? Can�t say I would be surprised if he did.
Now what do we have with Shawn Rossdale? Just another pretty boy who thinks that his looks will help him in the ring, don�t get me wrong I know looks can help you in other places, but this is a sport. I know how upset you were that Shabree wouldn�t let you use your ever popular super kick� and I can�t help but wonder if that little move of yours was all that you were relying on? Oh yeah big man hopes to win a title by kicking a woman in the face, not only would that have looked incredibly cheep, but it would have made all of your fans question your integrity. Which, I�m sure Shabree had considered, all in all, she did you a favour.
Now to Shane Cross, new meat, I love it. I�m sorry that I can�t seem to find anything witty to say to you, the truth is that you have been to far below my radar to even register. Sorry, I don�t much care for new meat, at least not nearly enough to pay attention to, maybe if you had done something noteworthy, you might have gained my attention. Sure you have beaten GxG Hunk, but who hasn�t?
Speaking of new meat we have Voodoo, another freak in a mask trying to scare anyone stupid enough not to realize that it�s just a mask. Oh yeah, about last week? Though I do think that you felt that you were just defending your manager, but Seth would never put a hand on a woman who didn�t ask for it by saying �please�. I just hope that you don�t think that little event was forgotten, or forgiven for that matter.
Derrick Summers, another California boy, my god, where do all these David Bowie wannabe�s come from? You do realize the 80�s are over right? Or are you stuck in some deranged time warp?
Now to GxG Hunk, I admit that you have earned some respect from me, you do try so hard, but it just doesn�t seem to be enough and this time will be no different, it would seem that your best effort just doesn�t seem like enough� perhaps you would feel more comfortable in a less taxing profession, professional ballet maybe?
Seth Chaos, I must admit that I do love you very much, but you made the choice not to go easy on me. I hope that you live up to that, after all, you know how much I like it when you don�t. Last time we were in a match together you eliminated me, I hope that doesn�t happen again, or you will have a lot to answer to, you might find yourself needing to confess to your mistress of pain. Granted this time I�m not going to break things off with you, but I will be very cross with you and might need to find a vent for my anger.
Now to my other match of the night, Darkness, or Pete. I admit that I haven�t called in a while, but that was more to do with Darion than yourself, try not to take it too personally. I admit that there is a part of me that misses the old days, but they have been over for quite sometime. Though I do want to thank you for keeping my �condition� a secret from Darion, I don�t think that he could have handled that news at the time. Oh well what�s done is done. I must admit that I do feel a little sorry for you, Darion left, and it looks like Sands has removed himself as well. I guess that there are just some guys who find it to much of a blow to the ego to lose to a girl. It is nice to see that you have stuck around. Good for you.
I�ll see you all on Monday.
The scene opens in Seth and Dru�s hotel room overlooking Osaka Japan, Seth seems to be trying to persuade Drusilla into going out with him.
Seth: Come on, it�ll be fun.
Drusilla: No thank you.
Seth: Well why not?
Drusilla: You know how I feel about crowds� I�m sorry, but I�m going to stay in.
Seth: Well I�ll be back soon babe.
Drusilla smiles mischiefly,
Drusilla: Hurry back, I�ll be waiting.
Seth smiles and heads out. Drusilla spends a moment flipping through the channels, but quickly gives up when she cannot find anything in English and decides to lay down for a few moments.
The scene fades out and back in on a very different setting. It looks like what was once the dark dreary landscape of Drusilla�s dreams, but it is much more lush and bright than it used to be.
Drusilla spends a moment wandering through the fields when she hears something coming from the willow tree by the cemetery. As she wanders closer she can hear singing,
Woman Singing: Witch hunt, witch hunt, spin and twirl, witch cunt, witch cunt, burn this girl. witch hunt witch hunt, spin and twirl, witch cunt, witch cunt, burn this girl�.
As Drusilla gets closer she sees that it is one of her other personas dancing around the willow tree, and quietly tries to move away from her. She quietly moves back across the field in an attempt not to be seen but is stopped., by her stronger persona.
Strong Dru: Well, well, lookie what we have here. Here I thought that you had forgotten about us.
Drusilla: No, but I have been getting on with my life.
Strong Dru: Is that so? Then why are you here?
Drusilla: Leave me alone.
Drusilla starts to walk away from her stronger persona but is stopped again, when she gets into her face.
Strong Dru: Oh now, don�t be like that after all that we have been through.
Drusilla attempts to get by her stronger persona again, but is stopped, when she grabs her arm.
Strong Dru: Oh no, you are not getting away that easily.
Drusilla: What is the point of this? I�m leaving and you aren�t going to stop me.
Strong Dru: Well you know that isn�t the case, I stopped you from getting out before and I can do it again.
Drusilla: Get away from me!
Strong Dru: Sweetie, use your inside voice, there is no need to shout. I�m not going to let you go until you tell me why you are here.
Drusilla: I don�t know, I fell asleep and here I am.
Strong Dru: Do you think that it�s possible that you might actually need us?
Drusilla sneers at her stronger persona,
Drusilla: I don�t, now let me go.
Strong Dru: Serious business this battle royal, do you think that it might be possible that you feel as though you are not up to the job?
Drusilla: On the contrary, I am the only person for the job. Now if you�ll excuse me, I am leaving, whether you like it or not.
The Stronger persona gets in front of her again,
Strong Dru: Oh I think not!
Drusilla pulls her hands off of her,
Drusilla: Let me go!
The scene abruptly changes back to Seth and Drusilla�s hotel room, where Seth is shaking Drusilla to awaken her. She wakes with a start,
Drusilla: Wha? What�s going on?
Seth: You were having a nightmare, I didn�t want to see you squirm like that, it reminded me too much of that day.
Seth�s face saddens as he remembers the night that Drusilla went into the Idiopathic Coma that kept her for over a month.
Drusilla lightly traces her fingers down Seth�s face,
Drusilla: That�s not going to happen again.
Seth: Promise?
Drusilla: I promise, now if I recall I promised you a little something special when you got back.
Seth smiles at the seductive tone in Drusilla�s voice and lays down with her.
It rides on Monday, the big picture, who is next in line to compete for the title. It seems almost as though this opportunity has fallen right into my lap, and what kind of person would I be not to take it?
Fade to Black
