I could get shot for this one. *lol* cuz its pretty much a blunt remark on my ladies somewhat friend. we all know the type of woman that bleeds a man for everything she can get, then off to the next. well this woman I have to say I would admire the independence but this is an extreme case where its just plain distasteful. To illustrate my point imagine a woman who is well past her 50's and easily pushing on 60, still acting like she is God's gift to mankind. (well maybe in her mind.) A serious, what we would call a couger. for those who don't know the term basically a sugar daddy in female form that don't pick up the tab ever. I admit getting trapped by some women with questionable backgrounds but this one is an obvious, yet I am amazed she can still pull it off. Well to get on with the story. *lol* she and her boyfriend came in to the tavern one night, broke up, and she left. leaving this poor kid in the dust and obviously broke cuz he didnt stick around long. Then a comment was made and I started out singing "thats what I call living on hot pockets and rocky mountain sockets". well... it caught on and next thing I know we are all at the table singing the chorus to this song. It is a catchy melody so I had to write it. just don't ever sing it in front of my ol lady. otherwise I am a dead man walking. *laugh*
HOT POCKETS AND ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOCKETS
you been scrounging around with a push and shove
till you finally hit the bottom of the jug
then its off to throw your love out on the road
you bitch don't you realize that your getting old
your always scamming and satisfied with nothing
sorry hon but there is no such thing as a reset button
(cc1)
thats what I call livin on
"Hot Pockets and Rocky Moutain Sockets"
yea livin on
"Hot Pockets and Rocky Moutain Sockets"
thats what I call livin on
"Hot Pockets and Rocky Moutain Sockets"
yea livin on
"Hot Pockets and Rocky Moutain Sockets"
Don't even care if your the joke of the town
eye for the money and again your sleeping around
when feelings are something to be bought and sold
forever sleezin while your endlessly diggin for gold
make up cant hide those marks of fruitless greed
and prince charming doesn't really have any real need
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WROTE BY: NIGHTHORSE