| Things the X-men would NEVER say |
| Wolverine: Scott, I can't Stand it anymore! I LOVE YOU! Scott: I love you, too! I thought that if I married Jean it would get her out of the way for us! Prof. X: I have hair! Wolverine: What a cute fuzzy bunny! Aren't you just a sweet widdle thing? Sabretooth: Ewww! Look at all the yucky blood!! Storm: Well, whaddayaknow, Jean hasn't died in a LONG time! Jean: My name is Esmerelda and I'm a fairy! Scott: The prof. really sucks! Scott: Look how far I can stick these french fries up my nose! Beast: I dunno Sabretooth: Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! I'll be good, Please don't hurt me!!! Beast: Fighting villians is too much work, I've decided to rededicate my lab to the art of making Silly Putty! Prof. X: Can't this wait until after lunch? Kurt: Aaaah! Heero! The Moblie Dolls! Whoops! Wrong show!! Shadowcat: Heil Hitler! Cyclops: The dream is too much work, I'm gonna go play in the sandbox. Sabretooth: ::gasp!:: you broke my Backstreet Boys CD! NOW YOU PAY!! Blob: Thank you, Jenny Craig! Prof. X: Ooops, Sorry, I just had a brainfart! Storm: Ooh Baby, let's get down! Beast: D'OH! Toad: I like to brush my teeth! Prof. X: I can recite the whole theme song to 'Johnny Quest!' Beast: Has anyone seen my hairdye? Scott: Look at me! I'm Cyclops! Could I BE taking up anymore room? Prof. X: How You Doin'? Cyclops: Peaceful Coexistence? The professor must've been drunk when he thought that one up! Wolverine: Violence never solved anything! Beast: Omigawd! Like, Totally!! Prof.X: I'm a little teapot, short and stout!! Sabretooth: Rogue, can I borrow your nail polish? Scott: You are hearing me talk Prof. X: Hello? Hair club for men? Wolverine: Sabretooth, I think you're definitely wrong. Harlequin romance novels are far superior to Silhouette romance novels. Storm: This team should be politically correct. From now on, we'll be known as the X-PEOPLE. Prof. X: Party on! Jubilee: I've decided to become a nun! Scott: FOOD FIGHT!! Prof. X: Bite me Scott: NOOOOOOOO, JEEEEEEAN! She--She's dead Wolverine: Aww, Man, again?? Sabretooth: Talk to the hand... Prof. X: Gotcha! I never needed a wheelchair, I could walk all along! Suckers!! Apocalypse: But I wanna! I wanna I wanna I wanna! Cyclops: Ok, fine! Take over the world if you really want to that much! Sheesh! Cry Baby Magneto: Master of Magnetism? Hah! If only you knew how many hundreds of dollars I've spent in watches!! Prof. X: I see London, I see France, I see no need in Underpants! Magneto: Hello, My name is Erik, and I am a super-villian Logan: GROUP HUG! Cyclops: Jean, I'm leaving you. Just cuz Nightcrawler: (embarrased) I wish I could just dissapear. Forge: 'zup home dawg?!? Prof. X: The wheels on my chair go round and round, round and round, round and round! The wheels on my chair go round an round...all through the town!! Mystique: I think I will wear clothes in X-men 2 Rogue: This accent is fake...I'm canadian Wolverine: I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is BAKE MUFFINS! Toad: Let me straighten things out. I do NOT, in any way, resemble a toad. I am the more froggish type. Therefore, I'd like to change my name to Kermit. Thank you. Cyclops: Vote Senator Kelly!! Prof. X: My spidey-senes are tingling!! Mystique: I hate skulls and the color blue Wolverine: I'm tired of fighing! Let's go roast marshmellows and sing 'Kumbayah' Nightcrawler: Like oh my gosh! Magneto, you look so, wow! Magneto: WHAT-ever! Loser!! Mystique: Who should I wear today? Magneto: Hey, Could you hand me that screwdriver? Quicksilver: Hey, slow down!! Magneto: Mmmm......Donuts....... Prof. X: I invented the internet! Banshee: Mein Gott! Nightcrawler: Saints be praised! Beast: By the Goddess! Storm: Oh my Stars and Garters! Shadowcat: Help! I'm locked in! Cyclops: Hulk Smash! Juggernaut: C'mere, Charley! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG HUUUUUUUUUUG! Avalanche: What kind of catch-phrase is 'I'm gonna rock your world?!' Blob: I'm gonna be a super-model! Beast: Lalalalalala....what a smurfy day..... Prof. X: Anyone got shampoo? Nightcrawler: Jingle Bells, Cyclops smells, Phoenix laid an egg....... Cyclops: Oh my God! You killed Kenny! Nightcrawler: Aaaccck! Aaack! Ooops! Sorry, Hairball! Quicksilver: But officer! I wasn't speeding! You can't give me a ticket! Mystique: Dammit Magneto, If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times-STOP PLAYING WITH MY PAPERCLIPS! Cyclops: I can't wear this costume! I look like some goofy saturday morning cartoon character!! Prof. X: I'm sorry you guys, but mutants are freaks! I'm a freak, you're a freak. Scott, yep, he's a freak. Logan, Kitty, I'm sorry, but you're freaks. Kurt? Oh yeah, freak-o-rama! I dunno WHAT I was on when I though I could make humans and mutants live in peace. Blob: My body's too bootylicious. Rogue: Y'know, I should really start following the dress code Mystique: Nyak, nyak, nyak ! Magneto: (In 3-stooges style) Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-wooo! Move it, Chowderhead! Prof. X: I can see the music..... Principal Kelly: Mutants are our friends! Go hug a mutant today!! Quicksilver: Y'know, from a certain angle, Cyclops is REALLY cute! Toad: I use Colgate extra-strength every day on my teeth, now look at them! Magneto: How come more people dress up as YOU, Wolverine, for halloween, and not ME? Beast: i is a smrt pearsone. i is thhe Beeest!! Jean's Pal: So, Scott, what color are your eyes? Scott: You wanna know? You reeeaaalllly do? Well, HERE YA GO!! ::Takes off glasses:: Sabretooth: I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver!! Wolfsbane: Oh, boy! Scooby Snacks! Mystique: Blob, would you like more cheesy poofs? Blob: Yeah I want the cheesy poofs! Nightcrawler: Boom Boom, c'mon! Let's but outta here and go to the fair! Boom Boom: No, Kurt. We are punished, and we gotta stick it out. Besides, I have homework to do. Beast: Some day, I'll build a machine to stop that Energizer bunny from going and going! You'll see! You'll all see! HAHAhahaHAhaHAhaHAhhaHAHAHAHAhh!!!!! Havok: I dunno, Scott. Looks stormy. Let's just go inside and play chess! Cyclops: No way, bro! Storms equal Killer waves! C'mon!! Jean: Goodbye, Guys. I'm off to join the Powerpuff Girls Wasn't that fun? Ok, ok, I'll admit it, a couple of these I got from other webistes, (I'm trying to start a huge archive of this stuff!) such as planet X , This lil unamed site, Unofficial X-men, and Wagnerszenen. |