Age of Evolution |
AKA: WHAT THE X-MEN THINK OF THEMSELVES ON EVOLUTION |
I'd like to give www.xmenunlimited.com the credit for this...eheheh.....it's funny! |
Xavier Mansion, Salem Center... Xavier: "Well, everyone...we just saw the new X-men Evolution show on Kids WB....what did you all think of it? Cyclops:"Couldn't they have made me more than just a Terry McGuiness ripoff? And what's up with that 'Hand pressing the visor' stunt? I stopped doing that in 1975! Jean: "I still think you look cute in that uniform..." **drools** Cyclops: **grins** "We'll save that uniform for...uh, special occasions hon..." Shadowcat:"UGH! Can't you two get a room! I sound like a valley girl for crying out loud! Do I really sound like that?!" **vein pops out on Kitty's forehead** Rogue: "Now, now Sugah...No need t'get upset." Shadowcat: "UPSET?! UPSET?! You want upset Miss, 'I used to be a flirty girl on Fox and now I'm a goth with pale skin on Kids WB!?" Rogue hangs her head in shame Gambit: "Don' worry chere. I t'ink you still cute." Storm walks around razzled and mumbling "My 'nephew' is a Marrow clone..." Nightcrawler: "Do I really have multiple personalities? The Nightcrawler on tv acted depressed, and then marveled at the spandex uniforms. At least my costume wasn't as bad a Herr Logan's..." Logan: "Another word elf, and you're shishkabob, ya hear me!" Nightcrawler: "At least you aren't wearing yellow! HA HA HA!!" ::BAMF:: **Logan growls and runs after him** Xavier: "Storm, you've been quiet...please give us your thoughts." Storm: "My....'nephew'...is...a...Marrow...clone..." ***Beast, Angel an Iceman walk in after a nice dinner at Harry's*** Beast: "Salutations and greetings to all! The three dashing young mutants have returned from a respite at yon tavern!" Iceman: "So, what's going on?" Scott: "We're talking about X-men Evolution...Logan, Rogue and Kitty are a tad upset...." **Kitty and Rogue throw random objects at one another*** Angel: "Well, I'm sure glad that I'm not in it!" Xavier: "I sense you will be in the second season and that Bobby and Hank will be joining you." Angel: "Oh Crud. Let me go Find Betsy. She'll cheer me up. **Flies away** Bobby: "At least I'll have more than one episode." **Glares at Fox Kids** Hank: "To have fur or not to have fur. That is the question..." Bobby: "What ARE you talking about?!" Hank: "Sorry, just taking my mind off this eventuality." Jean: "Well, I just hope that..." ***Suddenly there is a crash in the attic and the X-men run to investigate** Marrow: "Where's the Dastard that created that Evan character? I'll cut his head off and stuff it down his throat!!" Jean: "I sense that Marrow is angry." **Nightcrawler BAMFs back into the room**Kurt: "Guten Tag! I hope when you see Logan you won't tell him I am here!" Xavier: "Well, it is agreed that we should all go to the Kids WB! headquarters and burn it down?" All: "YES!!!" Shadowcat mumbles sarcastically, "Like, Fershure!" ~The End |