evolution

Xavier Mansion, Salem Center...

Xavier: "Well, everyone...we just saw the new X-men Evolution show on Kids WB....what did you all think of it?
Cyclops:"Couldn't they have made me more than just a Terry McGuiness ripoff? And what's up with that 'Hand pressing the visor' stunt? I stopped doing that in 1975!

Jean: "I still think you look cute in that uniform..." **drools**

Cyclops: **grins** "We'll save that uniform for...uh, special occasions hon..."

Shadowcat:"UGH! Can't you two get a room! I sound like a valley girl for crying out loud! Do I really sound like that?!" **vein pops out on Kitty's forehead**

Rogue: "Now, now Sugah...No need t'get upset."

Shadowcat: "UPSET?! UPSET?! You want upset Miss, 'I used to be a flirty girl on Fox and now I'm a goth with pale skin on Kids WB!?"

Rogue hangs her head in shame

Gambit: "Don' worry chere. I t'ink you still cute."

Storm walks around razzled and mumbling "My 'nephew' is a Marrow clone..."

Nightcrawler: "Do I really have multiple personalities? The Nightcrawler on tv acted depressed, and then marveled at the spandex uniforms. At least my costume wasn't as bad a Herr Logan's..."

Logan: "Another word elf, and you're shishkabob, ya hear me!"

Nightcrawler: "At least you aren't wearing yellow! HA HA HA!!" ::BAMF::
**Logan growls and runs after him**

Xavier: "Storm, you've been quiet...please give us your thoughts."

Storm: "My....'nephew'...is...a...Marrow...clone..."

***Beast, Angel an Iceman walk in after a nice dinner at Harry's***
Beast: "Salutations and greetings to all! The three dashing young mutants have returned from a respite at yon tavern!"

Iceman: "So, what's going on?"

Scott: "We're talking about X-men Evolution...Logan, Rogue and Kitty are a tad upset...." **Kitty and Rogue throw random objects at one another***

Angel: "Well, I'm sure glad that I'm not in it!"

Xavier: "I sense you will be in the second season and that Bobby and Hank will be joining you."

Angel: "Oh Crud. Let me go Find Betsy. She'll cheer me up. **Flies away**

Bobby: "At least I'll have more than one episode." **Glares at Fox Kids**

Hank: "To have fur or not to have fur. That is the question..."

Bobby: "What ARE you talking about?!"

Hank: "Sorry, just taking my mind off this eventuality."

Jean: "Well, I just hope that..." ***Suddenly there is a crash in the attic and the X-men run to investigate**

Marrow: "Where's the Dastard that created that Evan character? I'll cut his head off and stuff it down his throat!!"

Jean: "I sense that Marrow is angry."

**Nightcrawler BAMFs back into the room**Kurt: "Guten Tag! I hope when you see Logan you won't tell him I am here!"

Xavier: "Well, it is agreed that we should all go to the Kids WB! headquarters and burn it down?"

All: "YES!!!"

Shadowcat mumbles sarcastically, "Like, Fershure!"

~The End