Quotes
Funny quotes from certain programmes or cartoons (Please bear in mind that some of these quotes are written from memory and may not display the content of the actual quote!) The program the quote is from is written in Itallics underneath each quote!
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Lisa: Well, look at the wonders of the computer-age now!
Homer: Wonders, Lisa? Or blunders?
Lisa: I think that was implied by what I said
Homer: Implied Lisa? Or implode?
The Simpsons
Gimli: What's going on?
Legolas: Would you like me to descibe it to you? Or shall I get you a box?
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
O' Neill: What's the bad news, General?
Hammond: Not much for small talk, are you Colonel?
O' Neill: How was your weekend? Get a little fishing in?
Stargate SG1
O' Neill: Listen, um, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me.
Kalwalsky: We're friends.
O' Neill: If you don't make it... Can I have your stereo?
Stargate SG1
Jackson: Tastes like chicken...
Carter: What's wrong with it?
Jackson: It's macaroni and cheese!
Stargate SG1
O' Neill: Excuse me George
Hammond: Colonel, what are you doing out of uniform?!
O' Neill: Handing you my resignation
Carter: Resigning? What for?
O' Neill: So I can do this... Grabs Carter and gives her a big snog 
Stargate SG1
Jane: What's with her?
Ryan: What's with her and the captain?
Neil: What's with her and that stupid plant?!
Jane and Brian both look strangely at Neil
Neil: What?
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Yakumo has just slapped Mushra for killing two Enterrans
Mushra: She's against violence so she slaps me!
Shinzo
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