| On the Gluteus Maximus |
| On Having Fun |
| "Whee!!" ~Sihing Mark and Assorted |
| "..I want you to build me a snowman...NOW!" ~Sihing Scott |
| "Ok now with this move we all have to hiss!" ~Sihing Scott |
| The Sihing-isms |
| "It's like bonus points." ~Sihing Scott |
| "Is it Magic? NO! It's Martial Arts!" ~Sihing Scott |
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| "But that's eagle technique sir." "No its snake technique adopted by eagles." ~Sihing Scott |
| "What does a cowbow do when he sees a snake under his hat?" "He shoots it sir." "o_O... True, but I was looking for it freezes." "Cowboy infestation in snake territoy." ~Sihing Scott |
| "Don't be like Neo dodging bullets...it looks cool, but be like a baby throwing a temper tantrum." ~Sihing Scott |
| "You don't just have jabs for snake sparring. You've got palm strikes, knife hands, ridge hands, elbows..." "But, but snakes don't have elbows sir." "Picture it as coiling." "o_O" "I don't know where you grew up, but where I grew up snakes had elbows." ~Sihing Scott |
| "It's like windshield wipers: One and then the other..." ~Sihing Scott |
| "The tiger's like, no I want my dinner!" ~Sihing Scott |
| "How are you blocking?" "Oh, you know sir, flailing arms..." ~Sifu and student |
| "I'm going to poke him... and then I'm going to poke him" ~Sihing Scott |
| "Let it die." ~Sihing Mark |
| "I'm going to cut off your limbs, one by one, and call you Stumpy!" ~Sihing Scott |
| "Its like Penguin Syle" ~Sihing Mark |
| "Ha, what a bozo..." ~Sihing Mark, after a comment from Sihing Scott |