The The-Pointless-Interview-Show Show: Chapter Five: Um, Do to Technical Difficulties…..

Jasom: Live, from the Caribbean-

Shadow: Mmm….that’d be nice….

Jasom: It’s The The-Pointless-Interview-Show Show!

Ellen: Rain drops on Roses

How sweet the sound!

Cause you’re everywhere to me

Pokemon Oh you’re my best friend!

I’m Popeye the Sailor man!

Lita: I hate that song…..

Ellen: But it’s so purdy!

Shadow: Purdy’s not even a word, Ellen…..

Lita: Eh, whatever. Let’s just bring in the guest. Take it away Jasom!

Shadow: Um, about the guest….

Jasom: All the way from Gotham City-

Emily: You did talk to him, didn’t you?

Jasom: Vengeance, the Night-

Shadow: Well, yes, but….

Jasom: The demon himself-

Emily: Well what?!

Shadow: HE’S NOT COMING!

All: WHAT???!!!!!

Shadow: See, I talked to him about it, but you know how he gets, and-

Emily: And what?!

Shadow: Well, he’s so stubborn and-

Lita: And you couldn’t get our guest?!

Shadow: Um, well…..

Lita: Good job Shadow! What are we suppose to do now!? I mean, I knew you were a loser before, but-

Ellen: ….Leave Shadow alone Lita…..

Lita: What? You’re siding with her? But you’re always on my side!

Ellen: Yeah, well….She tried, and she didn’t do it on purpose….So he’s not coming, we’ll think of something!

Lita and Shadow: *gape*

Shadow: Th…Thank you Ellen.

Ellen: :)You’re welcome Shadow!

Jasom: So what are we supposed to do?

Ellen: I know!

Emily: What?

Ellen: I’m gonna tell them my life story!

Lita: Good Lord, no…..

Shadow: Um, Ellen, I don’t think-

Ellen: I guess you have to start from when I was conceived-

Lita: No Ellen, GOOD GOD NO!

Jasom:*frantically* We’re going to go to a commercial break, for your own sake!

Ellen: It all started with a jar of peanut butter, a flashlight, and an Elephant…..

All:*groan*

Do you need a week away form the humdrum of life? Well, than eat a Mango! All you need to do is take small bites and chew very slowly. And while you may go very hungry, and get board very fast, think of the pleasure of that Mango! And it can’t be just any Mango! No, it must be a Pesticil Mango! With a name like Pesticil, you know there are probably no bugs, even if there are tons of chemicals. Yes Pesticil, from the people who brought you the month long banana!

Pesticil is not to be held responsible for any illness of death caused by the eating of The One Week Mango.

Jasom: And, unfortunately, because no one else will sponsor us, we are back…..

Ellen: ….And then I was five. Oh how I wanted a pony!

All: *groan*

Emily: Wow, that was great Ellen, but we’re all out of time!

Shadow: My ears! They burn!

Ellen: But I’m not done ye-

Emily: Aw but you are! Remember? That’s the end of the story!

Ellen: But, but that would mean that I’m dead….

Shadow: Um…and you are!

Lita: Yeah! Yeah!

Ellen: Really?

Jasom: Umm…yeah! You’re a ghost!

Ellen: Really? That means I can fly!

Shadow: Um, Ellen, I don’t think-

Ellen: *starts flapping her arms*

Lita: You better say the disclaimer quick Jasom!

Jasom: *rushing* Shadow13 does not, has not, nor ever will own any of the characters listed except for Ellen-

Ellen:*falls off her chair* FX: Whump!

Jasom: Lita-

Lita: *is holding her head in her hands, shaking it slowly*

Jasom: Shadow-

Shadow: *is slowly scooting away from Ellen*

Jasom: Jasom, and Emily. Well, technically, she can’t own Emily, because she is Emily. And she can’t own herself, or everlasting soul, because she belongs to God, and so she cannot give herself to the Devil, or any party associated with-

Lita: FOR GOD’S SAKE MAN, HURRY UP!

Ellen: Ow…..

Emily: *finishes for him* That’s our show for today, please join us next time when we interview Jesus Christ!

Lita: Sweet!

All: See ya!

Next Chapter

Hosted by www.Geocities.ws