Shadow: How can we be in downtown Kentucky? Kentucky's a state!

Lita: We're in Oregon, you dolt!

Shadow: Who is he anyway?

Lita: He's my idiot brother

Shadow: Why is he here?

Ellen: He's the announcer guy!

Shadow: We don't have an announcer guy!

Ellen: We didn't till I got him!

Shadow: What? You can't do that! Emily, tell Ellen that you're the only one who's allowed to do that!

Jasom: It's The The-Pointless-Interview-Show Show!

Ellen: Raindrops on roses

How sweet the sound!

Cuz your everywhere to me!

Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend

I'm Popeye the sailor man!

Shadow&Lita: o.o....

Shadow: uuuhhh.....what was that?

Ellen: ^_^ Our theme song

Shadow: We don't have a theme song!

Ellen: Not till I got it!

Shadow: You can't do that! Emily, tell Ellen you're the only one who's allowed to do that!

Lita: That wasn't a theme song! That was a mockery! That was Favorite Things, Amazing Grace, Everywhere, The Original Pokemon Theme, and Popeye the sailor man! How is that a song?!?!?!?!

Ellen: Your welcome ^_^

Shadow&Lita: What?!?!?!?!?!?!

*Ellen hugs them**Jasom holds up a card to the audience that says "Go Awwww....."**The audience goes "Awwwww......"**Shadow and Lita pull out of the hug and sigh angrily*

Emily: Isn't that cute?

Lita: No. No it's not.

Shadow: Whatever. Can we just bring in our guest?

Jasom: Today's guest is square, yellow, has a job as a fry cook, wears square pants, has a pet snail named Gary, and his best friend is a pink starfish. Welcome, all the way from Bikini Bottom, Spongebob Squarepants!

*Jasom holds up a card to the audience to clap**Audience claps**Jasom goes off stage and brings in an extremely dry looking sponge*

Ellen: WWWWWWWEEEEEE!!!!! SPONGEBOB YOU'RE MY IDOL!

*Spngebob doesn't move, being completely dried out*

Ellen: Well, if your going to be rude.....

*Shadow sighs haggardly. She rites on cardboard and holds it up to the audience. The card reads: how NOT to kill your guest when there a sponge. 1. Get bowl. 2. Fill bowl with water. 3. Put bowl on sponge's head.**she does this, and Spongebob pulls in a breath*

Spongebob: Thank you!

Ellen: WWWWWWWEEEEEE !!!!!! SPONGEBOB YOU'RE MY IDOL!

Lita: Why am I not surprised?

Ellen: We're supposed to ask Spongebob the questions, not ourselves silly!

Spongbob: Where am I?

Ellen: Your in Kentucky.

Shadow: No he's not! We're-

Ellen: I'm Ellen, that's Lita, and over there is Shadow.

Spongebob: Hi

Shadow: -Hello- I was TRYING to say, he's not in Kentuc-

Ellen: And this is The The-Pointless-Interview-Show Show!

Spongebob: Wow!

Ellen: You bet wow! Here we have people send us questions, and-

Emily: and we FORCE you to answer them! MUAHAHAHA!

All: O.O

Spongebob: I'm scared.

Emily: You should be^_^

Lita: Whatever. Can we just ask the questions so I can get on with my life.

*Ellen starts laughing*

Lita: What? What's so funny?

Ellen: You are Lita! Your life is this show! Hehehehehe! ^_^

Lita: O.O.....Oh dear Lord....your right.......

Shadow: Lita's right. Let's just ask the questions.

Lita: Does this mean my life has no meaning? No purpose? Is my whole life a sham? WHAT EVIL, MERCILESS WEB HAVE THE FATES NIT FOR ME?!?!?!?!?

*Ellen smacks Lita over the head with a halibut. Lita calms down, rubbing her head*

Lita: That was SO my idea!

Ellen: I know! And it was a good one!

Lita: Really?

Ellen: Would I lie to you?

Lita: Shadow might, but you wouldn't

Shadow: ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?

Lita: I AIN'T CALLING YOU FOR A NIGHT AT THE MOVIES!

*Ellen ignores them*

Ellen: And now, THE MAIL BAG OF DOOM!!!! MUHAHAHAH!

Lita, Shadow, Spongebob: O.O

Shadow: Since when is it of doom?

Ellen: It's boring just saying mail bag...I'm mean come on, it sounds like Blue's Clues!

Lita, Shadow, Spongebob: O.O *shudder*

Shadow: Okay. Of doom it is. Our first question comes from-

Lita: How come YOU get to ask the first question?!

Shadow: Because I have access to biological weapons.

Lita: O.O....Go ahead.......

Shadow: As I was saying, our first question comes from our good neo friend Frodos_Babe97.

Ellen: High Frodo!!!!

Shadow: She wants to ask Patrick something. Jasom, if you would accommodate us?

*Jasom brings in Patrick, who does have his water helmet on*

Ellen: Hi Patrick!

Patrick: Hello! Spongebob! Where are we?

Spongebob: We're in Kentucky.

Shadow: NO! YOUR NOT!

Ellen: I'm Ellen, she's Lita, and over there is-

Shadow: NO! NO INTRODUCTIONS! WE'RE GONNA ASK THE QUESTIONS, SO I CAN GO HOME, AND DO SOME DNA SEQUENCING WITH MY NEW MUTAGIN! OK?! IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU??!?!?!?!?

All: O.O

Shadow: *coughs* Well then. Patrick, Frodos_Babe97 asks, do you ever think of anything else besides ice cream?

Patrick: Ice Creme?! Where?! Patrick want ice cream!!!!

Shadow: Well, I guess that answers it's self.

Lita: Next is for Spongebob and comes from Emily's cousin Elly. She asks if Gary's a snail, why does he meow?

Spongebob: That's silly! What snail doesn't meow? I mean, it's not like they can bark, can they? They meow cuz that's how they talk. HAHAH! ^_^

Shadow: Well, have you ever met a snail that didn't meow?

Spongebob: Of corse not!

Lita: *shrugs* Fine by me.

Ellen: Next! This one comes from our other good neo friend, arribeacookie! She asks, Spongebob, what's your favorite shape?

Spongbob: Hhmmm....That's a tough one.....I don't know why, but I've always been partial to squares myself...It's an odd fascination.....I mean, there so perfect, and pointy all the time. I mean, without squares, where would we be? They make boxes, and T.V's, and dressers, and shelves, and calendar's, and picture's, and all sorts of stuff!

Ellen: Makes sense to me!

Ego's: *shrug*

Ellen: Oh! I've gotta question for Plankton!

Lita: Oh? Jasom!

*Jasom brings in Plankton and puts a magnifying glass over him*

Ellen: High Plankton! If you want the Krabby Patty formula so much, why don't you just legally buy a Krabby Patty? Mr. Krabs said he served all kinds, so he obviously hasn't reserved the right to refuse service to anyone.

Plankton: THAT'S IT! MY QUEST HAS ENDED!

Spongebob: No, then that would ruin the plot and the writers would have to fire you.

Plankton: *starts crying*

Shadow: And let's go to a commercial break.

Boy: I was just leaving the theater and I was gonna, like, throw away my pop, when these Canadians lurched at me. And they were all hitting me, and I was all, stop! And they bruised my throwing arm!

Sandy: It really is sad. Remember, if you witness an attack by Canadians, call this toll free hot line: 555-I-Just-Saw-Canadians-Attack-Somebody-So-Now-I'm-Calling-To-Report-What-I-Saw

Lita: We don't even like that book series!

Ellen: No, but it'll be a good way to bring in some new fans and keep the old ones^_^

Shadow: Wow Ellen....That was very thoughtful....

Ellen: Thanks, I know....Wait, but I said it.....

Lita: Whatever. Take it away Jasom.

Jasom: Shadow13, aka the creator and master of these bunch of weirdos, has not, does not, nor ever will own any of the characters listed, with the exception of Ellen-

Ellen: *is snuggling Spongebob*

Jasom: Lita-

*Lita is glancing at a book entitled The Care and Keeping of Dragons*

Jasom: Shadow-

*Shadow is pouring some very dangerous looking chemicals together*

Jasom: and myself, Jasom. You could say she owns Emily, but she IS Emily, and she can't technically own herself cuz she belongs to God, and thus, can't give her, or her ever lasting soul to the devil, or any party asso-

Ego's: GET ON WITH IT!

Jasom: Righty then! E-mail any questions for Aragorn to Shadow13. The e-mail address is in her user look up, (If I put it here, fanfiction.net decides to delete this story for some reason o.O) or neomail them to her at wolftrotter56, or, if your really bold, power pets mail her at Cardinal_Flame. Until next time, I'm the announcer-

Ellen: *is smashing spongebob* I love Spongebob!

Shadow: *The chemical's have blown up*I need the number for poison control!

Lita: And I'm a dragon rider.

Ego's: See ya!