The only sounds in the empty house were that of a tall man with very messy bed head stumbling into the bathroom. His wild sandy blond hair was everywhere, obscuring his vision to the point that he almost rendered himself impatient by running into a table.
       Miki Shin’ichiro sleepily brushed his dyed blond hair from his eyes, which were at half-mast. Another tall lanky form stumbled into the bathroom behind him, this one with wheat colored hair and large green eyes.

“Dammit.” Miki mumbled as he began to comb out his hair. “What are you doing here again??”

Yohji shrugged and replied, “I live here bitch.” The bleached-blonde rolled his eyes at the normal reply.

“Shut up faggot.” He mumbled back in a playful manner. Hey, if you were insane, why not enjoy it??

“I’m not the one who was hitting on Yuuki like there was no tomorrow a few days ago.” Yohji shot back as he began to unravel a not from his hair.

“Yeah, well who sleeps with Omi on a regular biases?”

“Oh shut up.” Yohji muttered back, grabbing for the hair gel. The same instant Miki went for it.

“I got here first.” Miki growled, his grip tightening on his side of the bottle.

“I went for it first.” Yohji growled back, trying to yank the bottle from his seiyuu’s grasp.

“Its mine bitch!” Miki cried, slapping Yohji. Yohji looked shocked before bitch slapping him back in classic Crawford style.

“You ho!” The anime character cried, trying to yank the gel out of the real person’s hand.

“Man-whore!” Miki shouted, yanking the bottle towards him.

“Testicle gnawer!” Yohji yelled, pulling the bottle towards him.

“Chia head!” They both exclaimed at the same time, pulling with all their strength. The plastic finally gave way and they were thrown back, Miki stumbling into the tub, Yohji landing on his ass in the hallway.

~End~