MST

Aya flopped down into his theater seat. Omi plopped down next to him, followed by Ken, with Yohji in the isle. 

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“Even if only roses have thorns, all flowers can be deadly.”

Yohji: *pretends to die by death of rabid cattleyas*

When the moon rises, the boys of Knight Hunters are the most vicious
assassins the world has ever seen.

Omi: *picks his nose and shows Ken*
Ken: Cool! *grins stupidly*

 During the day, they remain disguised as
elegant florists

Aya: *spills his drink all over the floor* Oops…

 with an eye for beauty.
 Led by the somber and silent Aya,

Ken: Hey! Does that mean the rest of us are drunk and loud?
Aya: *snookered* They don’t let meeeee dddrriiiiivveeeeeeeeee!!!!

the team consists of Ken, a wide eyed former athlete,

Ken: *squints* Hmm, I got hit in the head one to many times by that soccer ball…

 Omi, a young computer
specialist,

Omi: *beats his computer* Work dammit!

 and Yohiji, a suave ladies man.

Yohji: Yohiji!? What the fuck!?

 Their four tragic pasts give
them the passion to fight!

[All get up and barf.]

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