"Aint no thing but a chicken wing" - Russell
"My bladder feels like a thousand singing christmas lights celebrating the birth of jesus" - Tommy
"hehehe" - Sally from the Valley
"My face rubs to the hunter's face when he lies down alone in his blanket" - Potapenko
"Life is like a penis, fuck it when its hard" - Nicole aka Nikki
"Vlady licks my right nut on Tuesdays" - Carlos aka Blondie (man fuck you carlos)
"U gotta li-li-lick me from mah ass 2 mah clit... and ya gotta suck mah pussy while i sit on yo dick... and i wanna talk sum whyt while i feel it get stiff... and let u rubbadup on mah tits while i nut on yo lipz" - Jessika
"Hershey said... ask me in a min... im thinking" - Hershal aka Hershey
"salatatsa, malakai, roooyyyyyyooooooo" - Fat Ali
"I love my God with all my heart and soul" - scarface asian ninja warrior kid
"Baggy Dog" - Rosa aka Rosita (its backwards for doggy bag.... get it?????)
"Lets save some money and take a trip to Catalina island" - Fahad
"Your not my neighbor" - Tommy
"Puppy Love!" - Danielle and Me
"Fahad is like the AIDS virus, nobody knows where he came from and nobody knows how to get rid of him" - Sam
"Resistance, resistance. I won't be used by a facist corporation, a right wing politician, I am not a slave, not a tool. Fuck you" - Jono aka Bono aka The Cuban Guy (who knows what his real name is)
"Cafe-Shoooo" - Potapenko (trying to say the persian kafeshow"
"I need it for da fooooooootdtd" - My Mom
"Sharing is caring so share your thoughts with someone who cares" - Guy
"Doood Stop!" - Potapenko screaming at Ali
"She is soooooo eh fucked up on de Cocaine" - Kodos
"Give me da dape!!!!" - Fahad (He was screaming at everyone to give him the tape after we caught him jacking off and recorded it)
"BITCH!!!!! suck my fucking dick until my balls get wetttttt" - Vlady
"Walks like a turtle (then immulates the actual turtle walking)" - Elias aka Goliath
"Young, white, and famous with money hangin out da anus" - Adam aka Confused Kid
"Vlady is a purple dick dog fucker" - Tiffany
"ur my penny ho n im your pimpette ok" - Sally
"Burn in hell with mother teresa you fucking bitch" - Vlady
"You are the sunshine of my life" - Russell aka Chicago Russ
"Life can be great, it is about what you make of it" - Gilmer (this one brought an acid tear to my stone eye)
"Hey baby, I promise I'll leave you alone if you have sex with me" - Vlady
"I live and dwell in totality of possibilities where i am there is all good" - Synleseh
"If your gonna get with other peoples girls, just respect those who get with your girl.." - Greg
"Vladio, Vladio, where art thou Vladio?" - Russell aka ChicagoRuss
this next one isn't really a quote but more of a poem by my white peter pan looking friend, brandon
"How To Truely Let A Girl Know Its Over"
Fuck Roses, Fuck Baloons
Fuck Love, And Fuck You
Were Over Bitch - Brandon
