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| Name: Vlady C. Mateescu Born: 8/5/85 Occupation: ????? Height: 6'3 Weight: 210 (strictly built muscular) Pets: My Dog Midnight, and a Tangerinean Ape named BoBa Favorite Game: Any Sports Game with a Create A Player in it. Grade: 12 Sports: Basketball, Football, Swimming, Shagging - Austin Powers Friends: Damn I wish I had some Turn Ons: Thongs Turn Offs: Not Wearing Thongs Favorite Band: Insane Clown Posse Favorite Football Team: Buffalo Bills Favorite Basketball Team: Dallas Mavericks Favorite Football Player: Jerome Bettis # 36 Favorite Basketball Player: Dirk Nowitzki # 41 What I Like To Do: I like to play basketball, be a computer nerd, eat cheetos, make sweet love, make this website, talk on AIM (twiztidtird), start shit with gangs, stab people, listen to ICP, ditch school, get into fist fights with kangaroos, eat some kangaroos, pose nude in playgirl, run out of ideas to put in this thing, start making stuff up, write poetry (hahaha just kidding), pimp girls, mack on girls, mack on guys, play with my ballz, get breast surgery like britney spears, swim, play football, watch TV, throw up after I eat a big meal, shoot heroin, life weights, drink ketchup, make fun of how stupid wrestling has gotten lately, make fun of handicapped people because they make me throw up.. And you know pretty much what every kid my age does. Also this is only purely speculation but I like to hang homeless people by the ankles and throw rocks at their fucking face. Never the less, go down on me until my balls get wet!!! |
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