| FUNS, JOKES AND HUMOUR |
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| If i get you, i will take you to bed, make you mourn, make you sweat and completely weak! you would just wish you had never got me. YOURS TRUELY, MALARIA. |
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| A Doctor asked a civil engineer what mistake God made in creating a woman, he answered: he put the place of entertainment very close to the sewerage system. |
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| Uuh my, i love way you rub against my soft pink flesh and create a white form as you thrust in and out, up and down that i can't wait for you next time. Uuh, I love you my toothbrush. |
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| Can you believe the things people do in church! I was seated next to this chick who lit a cigarette, i was shocked i nearly dropped my beer. |
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| A white woman owned a cat at her home. One day, she finds it in the bath tab and shouts; Darling, darling! my pussy is weeet!!! |
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| Some people call me a looser but when wrapped in youir arms, i am a winner. That is why i have the best of intentions of loving you. |
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| To make it tight, she puts it: to make it stand, she holds it: to make it smooth, she licks it: to make it enter, she pushes it in...It is not easy to thread a neddle. |
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| In my life, I have learnt how to love, how to be happy, how to be faithful, how to forgive but i could not learn how to stop caring for you. |
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| That guy must have been a nut, who else could sit next to a naked woman and eat apples instead of nipples. |
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