| Eskimo Pie and thensome |
| Our frigidaires aren't as cold as theirs when it's chilly enough to freeze glue but at least we know deep down in our soul their shoes are tougher to chew. |
| silly things done for fun (at 2 a.m.) |
| peninsula peninsulae pen and paper thrown away oh what a waste it's just a shame this lymerick is really lame |
| potato tomato free as a motto steal today, hang tomorrow |
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| My mum is a bee she buzzes at me constantly, without stop. Commanding at dinner, and I'm no fibber, "Shut up and eat your glop." |
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| wrote these two a while ago, but didn't bother to put them up |
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| I shout by gum that thievin' scum has gone and taken my trout. |
| Old chap I do predict by noon that pie will be nicked. And if we're not careful the flan will be air full, leaving only ourselves to get kicked. |
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| she sailed a ship across the sand thought the vessel was mighty grand lost her way and had a wreck dear old Gran has gone to heck |