From the movie: The Fellowship of the Ring
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Gandalf and Frodo are talking about the One Ring and what Frodo must do to get out of the Shire. Gandalf hears a noise outside the window, reaches out and pulls in...
Gandalf: Samwise Gamgee! Have you been eavesdropping?
Sam: I ain't been dropping no eaves, sir, honest!
Pip and Merry have stolen veggies from the Farmer Maggot's land, they run through his cornfield with Sam and Frodo, and then they all fall down a cliff and land in a heap. Pippin lands inches away from a pile of manure.
Pippin: Ooh! That was a close one.
Merry: I think I�ve broken something.
(Merry pulls out a broken carrot, and looks upset.)
Sam: Trust a Brandybuck and a Took!
Merry: Nonsense! That was just a detour! A shortcut!
Sam: Shortcut to what?
Pippin: Mushrooms!
Pippin, Merry, Sam and Frodo start running through a cornfield.
Merry: �I don�t know what he�s so upset about, it�s only a few carrots.�
Pippin: �And some cabbages. And the three bags of potatoes we left here last week. And the mushrooms the week before that.�
Merry: �Yes, Pippin! My point is, he�s clearly overreacting!�
As Pippin goes to order his pint, the bartender asks him if he knows a Baggins. Pippin, forgetting about the desperate need of the company to remain annoymous and as secretive as possible, says:
Pip:  'Baggins? Sure I know a Baggins � Frodo Baggins, over there (points). He�s my second cousin, once removed on his Mother�s side, and my third cousin twice removed on his father's side, if you follow me.'
At the Prancing Pony bar, Pippin sits down and contently sips at his beer. Merry comes and sits next to him with a slightly bigger mug of beer. A look of amazement and shock goes over Pippin's face.
Pip: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a pint.
Pip: It comes in pints?!? I'm getting one!
Sam: But you�ve had a whole half already!
The first meeting of Aragorn and Frodo...
Aragorn: Are you frightened?
Frodo: ...Yes...
Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.
First day of traveling: Aragorn and the four hobbits. The hobbits stop to rest after having a very meagre breakfast.
Aragorn: Gentlemen! We do not stop 'til nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You already had it.
Pip: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
(Aragorn walks away)
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pip: What about What about elevenses?!? Luncheon?!? Afternoon tea?!? Dinner?!? Supper?!? Do you think he knows about them?!?
Merry: I wouldn�t count on it.
Frodo is napping, wakes up to find the others have built a fire, even though Aragorn, who has temporarily left to survey the area, told them not to.
Frodo: What are you doing?
Merry: Sausages, tomatoes, nice crispy bacon!
Sam: We saved some for you!
Frodo: Put it out, you fools, put it out!
(Frodo stamps out the fire.)
Pippin: That�s nice, ash on my tomatoes.
At the Council of Elrond.
Boromir: It is a gift, a gift to the foes of Mordor. Why not use this Ring? Long has my father, the Steward of Gondor, kept the forces of Mordor at bay. By the blood of my people are your lands kept safe. Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy. Let us use it against him. 
Aragorn: You cannot wield it. None of us can. The ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master.
Boromir: What would a ranger know of this matter? 
(Legolas stands up, facing Boromir.)
Legolas: He is no mere ranger. This is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.
Boromir: This is Isildur�s heir? 
Legolas: And heir to the throne of Gondor.
Aragorn: Havo Dan, Legolas.
Boromir: Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.
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