| This is Tubby. Eddie "Cool Boy" Ham gave me him (hahaha, yeah right Eddie, you wish!) for my birthday. He lives on my desk, right in front of my printer, and beside my closet. We just recently moved upstairs, and I think he likes it better up here. I'll let you in on a little secret...Tubby's afraid of the dark. Poor guy. He survived down there, but I think he's enjoying the change of scenery. As you can see, Tubby's an immigrant. Eddie prefers to call him an Illegal Immigrant, I suppose because he doesn't have a Visa or anything. Oh well, he's mine, just don't tell any Immigration Officers about him. He came from London in a nice little box addressed to "Nicoloser", and he even talks with the goofy little accent. His favorite color is blue, and he hopes to visit the queen one day. Tubby's just a wee little one, he's not even a year old. He was the runt of the litter (...although I don't think bears have litters...but you know what I mean), so he won't grow much. Tubby claims to be shy, but I know he isn't. He tells me lots of stuff, but I couldn't tell you guys, because that would just mortify my little one. Tubby likes all sorts of music, his favorite is...*whispers to Tubby "what's your favorite music?"....he likes the good kind of music. He just told me! His favorite brand name is...English...and he likes to play guitar. Tubby is also wanting a hot little teddette to calls his girl, but we can't seem to find one, being as he doesn't get out much. Does anyone have a fine little teddette? Remember, Tubby does have a sexxy accent that teddettes should find very attractive. So all of you guys with teddettes out there, could you please ask them if they're looking for a man. Tubby would really like that :-) . Tubby loves me, but he knows he wouldn't have a chance with me because I'm just some hot female (yeah, lmao, right). Although he's pretty close to being on the "Mama Niki Approved" list. You have now met my foreign friend Tubby, and...what was that Tubby?...oh, he would like to thank you for your time and effort put into reading this. Bye bye! |
