The Page Dedicated to Tiffy, the future ruler of the world...WORLD DOMINATION
Ok, Tiffany was so dumb as to dare me to make a page all about her and her world domination tactics, so this is what I am doing.

Meet Tiffany.  She's a very...gifted...girl.  She has a normal mom, a normal step-dad and a normal brother.  WHAT HAPPENED TO TIFFY?!  This is a question that a lot of us wonder...but hey that's ok cuz she's Tiffy...the weird one.

Tiffy is a girl who plans to take over the world.  I don't know how she is planning on doing this, but heyyy, you've heard it first.  TIFFY WILL RULE THE WORLD.

Tiffy seems to think she has some sort of psychic powers...don't ask.  If yo have ever had the...uh...pleasure of talking to tiffy you would know that she tries to light things on fire with her mind...just a whole pile of strange things.  But yes, Tiffy has psychic powers, and she will use that in getting world domination.

Hm...what else can I ramble on about Tiffy?  Tiffy's very strange.  OH YES.  She also worships movie night, I mean, who wouldn't, getting to spend a WHOLE evening with me at tha movies.  She does have a little problem keeping her pop in her mouth though.  She spit it all over mah leg once cuz she laughed.  Like ewwwww, a girl wanting to have world domination shouldn't be spitting pop on her friend's legs, come on now.

RIGHT!  Tiffy will one day be a famous rock star!  And I will be her #1 fan that gets to travel around the world with her for free!  YESSSS.  It will be great.  Tiffy and her band are called...um....well how tha heck am I supposed to remember if she doesn't even remember?!  So we don't know tha band's name, but yes, she is in it.

OH UMMM OH YEAH, I REMEMBER.  Tiffy reads tarot cards, yes, yes she does.  Have ya'll ever got it done?  I have, it's interseting.  She's a smart lil girl with those cards, cuz she's like yes, she's just really really good.  She claims she's never been wrong...so i'll go with it.

Tiffy also seems to have some odd obsession with sending me "funny" songs.  She's doing it right now, I have like 5 of em already...some obsession.

OHH YESS.  TIFFY IS ALSO LIKE REALLY
REALLY HYPER.  THAT'S PROBABLY WHY WE GET ALONG SO WELL, LMAO.  YOU GOTTA LOVE HYPER PEOPLE!  GOSH TIFFY'S STRANGE...LMAO, SORRY TIFFY, "GIFTED".  LMAO, LUV YA GIRL.

YES TIFFY, HERE IS YOUR PAGE ALL ABOUT YOU ON
MY SITE.  BE GREATFUL I AM SO KIND AND GAVE YOU A PAGE ALL TO YOURSELF, NOBODY HAS THIS!   NOBODY!  BE HAPPY, AND WORSHIP ME...YES.  IF ANYBODY THINKS OF ANYTHING ELSE I CAN SAY ABOUT TIFFY THAT ISN'T TOO MEAN, WOULD YA PLEASE TELL ME?  LMAO, THANKS.  ADIOS GUYS.

And hey, my page on her is fairly long, why don't all of you go and look at
Tiff's Page about me...it's short!  Maybe Tiff could make it a little longer, what do all of you people think??
Tiffany strikes a world domination pose, can't you see it being painted right now?!  I can.
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