Savoy Truffle
"If you're a real Beatlemaniac, you have the over-powering desire to have The Beatles with you each and every moment of the day. Seeing as how you must be a real Beatlemaniac or you wouldn' have paid the nice man at the newsstand for this BEATLE FUN KIT (you did PAY him, didn't you?), you're going to love these BEATLE LABELS FOR CANS ONLY(?). The idea is to paste these labels over the real labels on various cans in your mother's cupboard. That way, when you go to fix yourself a midnight snack The Beatles will be right there to enjoy it with you!"
Ask Me Why
And now for a few questions and answers!
Don't all those rings get in Ringo's way when he's drumming?
Ringo says they really help, because he can bang them on the side of the drums and get a special sound effect.
When The Beatles were in Germany, did they learn to speak German?
George was the only one who took time to really master the language. The others didn't get beyond the one word...fraulein.
Which one of the four Beatles screams the loudest?
They don't know because the audience makes so much noise The Beatles can't hear themselves screaming.
What kind of luggage do The Beatles like?
The most expensive, luxurious leather. And they've got so many clothes, they have to carry lots of it.
Are there any adults in the world who like The Beatles?
Far more than Beatle critics will own up to. Just to name a few: The Queen Mother of England, Princess Margaret, Lauren Bacall and Mrs. Nelson Rockefeller.
How long will the Beatle rage last?
Til we all get over our cases of Beatlemania.
How much do The Beatles weigh?
Altogether, 563 lbs!
Do The Beatles like to sleep on firm mattresses?
By the time they hit the sack, they're so tired they don't even notice.