What we stand for: Power and Influence How we plan to acquire this: Through military force, oppression, torture, tickling the feet of political prisoners, and any other way that works. Where we plan to conquer: The whole world, excluding France (which will be a crater). How you can help us: Join the many ranks of our glorious army, pay us money, bring us pizza, etc. Why you want to help us: Because if you don't... |
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