...Discover the magic of the taco...
Willing to deliver where ever tacos are needed...don't think we wont! Cause when you doubt us is when we tend to do a lot of proving wrong...just ask that one kid...boy was he proved wrong! He cried and cried for weeks too, cuz' when your wrong (Especially like this kid) your wrong. So believe in us!
We sponsor:
"HHGHGB : The Movie Website"
"It's Like History On Crack!"
"Part of PotEC"
"It�s, like, the second greatest movie ever made!"
"Nic's Shipping Company"
"We Ship Taco's and Other items!"
"HHGHGB : Bindors and Excessories"
"BINDORS"
"Your Neighborhood Friendly Pimp Service : Georges Pimps"
"There's Nothing Like The Real Thing."
And more to come
Nic's Taco company is friendly and affordable, it's only $1.00 for a taco. Delivery is slightly more...but it's not my fault you live so far away is it? No it's not or else i would give you fresh and crispy tacos 24/7 without delivery charges...but you live far away...
Call Today for our taco service just call:
1-866-I-Want-A-Taco-Really-Really-REALLY-Badly-So-I-Am-Calling-Nic's-Taco-Service-And-Getting-Me-Some-Tacos!
*NOTE: Long distance charges apply*
And Our Extension for Cripsy-er Tacos:
**First Dial the Original Number Then Dail:**
-I-Sure-Hope-They-Are-Crispy-And-Crunchy-*Smiles*
So give us a call for the cheapest Taco around with slightly higher delivery charges...we MUST make a living people, were not HOBO's...And even if we was you'd know you'd be getting the best tacos available to you and the world...Cause well we are Captain Nic's Mystical Taco Company and we just don't give you a taco...we give you a smile and a taco. There's a bag, napkins and sometimes little hats involed too...
We also Support the supporters of PotEC (Your Neighborhood Friendly Pimp Service Geogres Pimps to be exact)...and will always be there for them cause well tacos and PotEC go together like peas in a pod...*Nods* That's how it is! We also supply that Pimp Service with tacos...
**Please note this is a fake add...*sighs* i know how real it sounded but you must just let that go...Don't call the number, don't order tacos. But do eat tacos just not from this unreal company. Thank you**
