Why don't you sit down,
Right over here..
And I'll tell you a tale...
A tale of great fear!
You may want a diaper,
This may scare you a lot.
I'm just like a viper,
Only I'm not!
Because I am Stalin,
Stalin the Great!
I'm Stalin,
And I know you can't wait
To see me give things a go!
And how do I know?
Well, you see, everyone loves
A man of action.
It all adds up...
Unlike fractions!
*with great fury* CURSE YOU FRACTIONS!
Yes. I am Stalin.
Stalin the Great.
I AM STALIN!