Scene: Hitler�s House, The Flower Shop, In the Car, The Non-Italian Restaurant, and The Board Walk
Characters: Hitler (H), Joe the Dog (J), Clerk ( C ), Eva (E), Mussolini (M), Waiter (W), Some Guy/Person (P),Couple Man (CM), Couple Woman (CW), and Mussolini�s Voice (MV)
*Hitler walks into his home. He flicks on the lights and goes over to feed his dog, Joe. Then lets out a deep sigh*
H: WHY! I am so nice to them and they�they just leave me out! WHY!? All I ever wanted to do was be their friend, but can I? NO! They have to shoot me down�like some kind of popular shooting bird. And that hurts, it hurts my soul. Not like when you get poked or pushed this is a different hurt. A spiritual hurt�on the insides.
*Sobs to himself and then he sees a photo-album and he picks it up and sorts through some of the pictures. Picks up a picture of him and Eva out on the boardwalk having a ball. He starts to tear*
H: Oh I remember this day. So lovely yet so tragic. Then where they so cruel! *Time passes* I�m so lonely. Here in my home, alone. But I have Joe he almost makes it better.
J: *Sadly* Ruff�
H: I didn�t mean it JOE! You make it all better. I just need some loving.
*Starts to sing �Hitler�s Solo�. After he finishes he starts his flashback*
*Hitler stares at him self in a mirror. Putting on his clip on bowtie. Combs his comb-over, Puts on some cologne and does the sappy finger thing in the mirror to himself*
H: *To himself* I look so darn spiffy right now! Well I must trot on over to Eva�s or I�ll be late! She gets all angry when I am late. We don�t want the bestest girl in the world angry, do we Hitler? Nope we don�t. Cause when she is angry she beats me. *Remembers the beatings*
*Puts on his dress shoes and he walks out the door*
H: Oh Phooey! I need to get Eva some flowers. Now were can I get her flowers�Think Hitler! THINK! *Thinks* I�ve got it! The flower shop.
*Runs on down the flower shop. He looks next to it and sees people building some new restaurant*
H: Hmm they must be building some new fangled restaurant. How interesting! I can�t wait to eat there. I could maybe even run into some friends there! Like Mussolini, gosh I haven�t seen him in ages. I remember the times we had. Pushing Stalin and playing in the sand. Good times. Oh maybe it�ll be an Italian restaurant. We really need one.
*Stares for a moment then brought out of his thoughts by a raccoon fiddling around in the trash and realizes he�s wasting valuable flower shop time*
H: OH IT�S FLOWERING TIME!
*Runs into shop and buys a dozen of their best-est roses*
H: Yes, yes these will do very well. Do you sell any � any �umm what are they called. I knew it before I came in here. Do you happen to know what they are? I�d give it to Eva and she would be happy and thank me�
C: A corsage?
H: No�*Thinks* OH! Chewing gum and breath mints. Do you have those?
C: Oh yes we do! Would you like some?
H: *Sarcastically* No I just asked for the fun of it. I came in here and explained it all to you just for fun! *Pauses* OF COURSE I WANT SOME!
C: *Shocked and appalled* Well here you go then!
*Pays for it all and rushes out of the flower shop and gazes and the new restaurant some more then he snaps out of his gazing and walks down to Eva�s*
H: Ah there�s her house! I�m so excited! Glad I went potty before I came here! Or I might have had an accident!
*Walks up to Eva�s front door and knocks three times. Eva Opens up the door*
E: Hey Hitler.
H: *Nervous* Eey Hva! Uh I mean Hey Eva!
E: *Chuckles a girlish giggle* I�m so glad we could go out like this.
H: Oh me too. *Thinks to himself��Boy I sure hope she doesn�t know I�m gay�* Well we must go, I got one of my�friends to drive us into the town. AND I got you something *Pulls out his dozen flowers from his top hat*
E: *Gasps with glee* OH MY! They are beautiful!
H: *Tries to make some kind of move on her and says* Yes� *Stutters* J�Ju�Jus�Just L�Li�Lik�Like Y�Yo�You!
E: *Confused why he was stuttering she makes a comment* Why thank you. *She giggles at Hitler*
H: Well we should get in the car.
E: Okay. *Both get in the car*
H: Hey Mussolini!
M: Hey ya buddy! Where to?
H: The non-Italian restaurant.
M: Okay! *They drive off and time passes*
H: Oh were here! I hope you�re as excited as I am! *Both get out of the car. Hitler pays Mussolini and Mussolini drives off*
E: You betcha Hitler! What did you have planned for our big night out on the town!?
H: Well I was thinking going to a fancy restaurant and getting some fancy �grub�. *Chuckles* Then we would walk the board walk and then go play in the ocean. What do you think of that Eva?
E: It sounds so wonderful. The food, the board walk, the ocean I can�t wait.
*Both walk into fancy restaurant. Hitler not even holding Eva�s hand and that made Eva sad*
W: Hello welcome to my fancy non-Italian restaurant.
P: *Shouting* It�s not yours! JERK!
H: *A little freaked out but goes on* Well ok then table for two please.
W: OH I�m sorry we have no tables for two but we have a table for four would you like that one?
H: Would it just be my girl and me?
W: Of course�not. You will have to share! But don�t worry they outta be nice�
H: *Confused that they don�t have a table for two and sad he has to share* Ok we will take it. I guess.
W: Right this way Mister and Miss.
*They sit down with some other couple and the couple is very rude and obnoxious*
CM: So then I kicked him right in the gonads!
CW: *Laughs extremely loud and annoyingly* Oh honey. *They suddenly start to make out knocking everything off the table*
H: Eva I don�t like this do you just want to skip the �grub�?
E: I guess. *Is saddened*
*They walk out and Hitler thinks to him self �This night isn�t going to go as well as I wanted it to.�*
H: Ok now for a walk on that boardwalk!
E: *All excited* YAY!
H: Yes I know it�s very �YAY� worthy.
*They walk out onto the boardwalk and it is very crowded and Hitler is sad because he �lost� Eva*
H: EVA! Where are you!?
E: *Confused* Right here next to you�
H: *Embarrassed* Oh right heh heh heh. Well it�s way too crowded here lets just go to the beach!
E: Ok sounds good to me. *But is sad that she hasn�t had any fun*
*But before the beach they get their picture taken. The beach was closed off for the night and Hitler was fed up with it all! Hitler went crazy and sang �Hitler�s Coming Out�. EVA gasps!*
E: Your gay? Ew I hate you!
H: Oh no I lost EVA! *To himself* How could I have been so stupid. I lost my �gal� pal. WHY!? I thought it would work but it never works for me I am just a big failure.
*And now every one on the board walk looks at him funny and call him gay and some one threw a boot at him*
H: HA HA! YOU MISSED!
P: I wont next time!
H: I bet you will! *Gets hit with a boot and falls over� Sits up and rubs his head* Ow who threw that?
P: HA I told you I wouldn�t miss!
H: Oh it was you. *Starts to cry. Gets up and runs home holding the picture in his hand* Why was I so stupid *Sniffles*
*Flashes back to the time now. Cries for hours and hours then he gets a call*
H: Hello *Sniffle, sniffle*
MV: Hey! *Concerned* What�s wrong? Why are you crying? Did Joe kick you? Again?
H: Oh it�s nothing I just lost Eva�three years ago. It�s fine! Don�t worry.
MV: *Confused but sounds sympathetic* Oh I�m so sorry how?
H: It isn�t important! Why have you called?
MV: Want to come to our sleep over, I felt bad that I didn�t invite you!
H: Okay! I�ll be right over!
*He grabs some clothes, his comb over comb, his sleeping bag, his poker cards, his extra toupee (fake hair thing), and a flashlight*
H: Alright Joe is there anything I am missing.
J: RUFF RUFF RUFF!!
H: Ok then I�m off�
J: RUFF RUFF!
H: Oh I don�t want to leave you but this is the opportunity of the hour and I�m not so depressed any more. And I need to forget about my past love affair thing.
J: RUFF RUFF RUFF!
H: Yes I know that I am gay! But I can still love Eva! I just wish I could talk to her one last time. But I can�t because I don�t know her number or where she lives� Of course I could go right over to her old house. BUT NO! I must leave the past in the past!
J: RUFF?
H: Right! Now I must go I will see you after this �par-tay�! Bye, bye Joe!
J: RUFF RUFF.
*And Hitler leaves to the Slumber party of the hour!*
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