"An emotional roller coaster!" - A Critic
"Quite possibly the most amazing movie ever created!" - John Hughes
"HHGHGB is one of those films that really gets you. You know?� Like, when I saw it I was blown away.� It was so beautiful, heartfelt, and touching.� It was like a beautiful swan swimming through the sky carrying a baby and numerous Duran Duran records before getting shot down by a hunter.� Touching." - A homeless man on the streets
"Like history on crack!" - A crack whore
"HHGHGB is just brilliant.� And I mean that, too.� It�s got everything!� There�s a great script, great songs, and great characters.� It�s a classic!"� - Frank Johnson
"There�s no denying it�s greatness." - Robert Smith
"It�s like watching a kangaroo beat up a monkey.� And also you�re drunk.� That�s what it�s like.� Watching a kangaroo beat up a monkey while you�re drunk. Yep! That�s it!"� - A drunkard
"HHGHGB is probably the only movie that makes you feel for Hitler.� I mean, he�s Hitler!� You�re not supposed to feel for Hitler!� But HHGHGB makes it happen!� And that�s quite the achievement!" - Stanley Harper
And now for some testimonials!
Nic: HHGHGB is so awesome! I love it and want to watch it over and over and over and over again...WOO HHGHGB!
Casey: HHGHGB is great so diverse and magical. We are going to win LOTS OF AWARDS!
Jamie: Boy, do I feel like the luckiest person in the world to be a part of the ever so splendid HHGHGB: The Movie. It's got great songs, a great script, and great characters. Even if you hate Hitler you simply cannot deny how lovable he is in this film. It's a very emotional film, and it just downright rocks. You'll want to wait in line for tickets WEEKS in advance because it's going to sell out fast! And if you don't get to see it in theaters then you'll have to wait for the DVD release... and that might be a while. And you'll probably forget to wait inline for the DVD in advance, and you'll miss out. You don't want to miss out! All your friends will be talking about it at work around the water cooler and what not, and you won't be able to contribute. Then you'll be sad.. You won't have anyone to talk to because, hey, guess what!? YOU MISSED OUT!! So don't miss out! Don't be one of those people.. Be a trooper and see the best film ever made- HHGHGB: The Movie!
Jamie (again!): HHGHGB is the best gosh darn film I've ever known! It's full of magic and wonder! Like elves and Duran Duran! It's got nifty songs, and feelings. And nothing's better than a movie with feelings! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to wet yourself from time to time, even! And nothings better than that... Boy, if you miss out on HHGHGB then you'll be upset. You'll want to lock yourself up in your room and cry away the afternoon! You most certainly don't want to miss this.. It's heartfelt and touching and quite possibly.. no wait, it *is*, the greatest movie ever made!